HEY RELAX GUYS
and by you relax guy socks now or ill sue you!
Embedded Files
Or buy our caseoh socks for $10
Check out our Bubba socks! $7.50
ORDER NOW! only $5
Legal note
I can make it a spoof warning with the same general “serious warning before a ridiculous show” vibe, but I can’t reproduce or closely rewrite the actual South Park warning intro.
⚠️ RELAX GUY SOCKS WARNING ⚠️
⚠️ RELAX GUY SOCKS WARNING ⚠️
WARNING!
The following footwear contains EXTREME LEVELS OF RELAX GUY ENERGY.
These socks may cause sudden relaxation, uncontrollable staring at your own feet, unnecessary political debates, and an overwhelming urge to say:
“RELAX, GUY.”
The creators of these socks are NOT responsible for damaged furniture, offended relatives, broken friendships, spontaneous laughter, or any other consequences caused by wearing them.
If you experience excessive relaxation, remove the socks immediately and consult a qualified sock technician.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
RELAX GUY SOCKS™
RELAX GUY SOCKS™
Wear responsibly. Relax irresponsibly. 🧦
Images Used:
Page updated
Report abuse