In the event of a bite or any other injury, we are not legally responsible as stated in section 25890246m article VIXXIV of the contract that is required to be signed upon entry of the Petting Zoooooooooooooooooooooooo™
Our legal team will make sure you never win any cases by any means necessary, meaning bribing is not off the table (not that we would ever bribe anyone though 🙂)