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This bowtie costs 20.99$ and not only is it incredibly stylish but it also gives you a 80% chance to wake up in the morning or at 3:00 AM and spawn in a Bowl of Captain Crunch every single day to start your day off perfect.Â
The bacon tie is only 12.99$ but its ability is incredible for bacon lovers. The bacon tie allows for the person wearing it to always have bacon in the fridge every single morning, it will never run out ever.
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