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The cats quickly proved themselves indispensable. With their nimble paws, they bathed the gods in luxurious pools, their velvety tongues ensuring divine cleanliness. In the grand kitchens of the heavens, they kneaded soft dough with their tiny paws, crafting perfect celestial biscuits. These warm, buttery delights soaked up the gods' wine, preventing them from becoming too intoxicated and embarrassing themselves before mortals.

But the cats were not mere servants, they were playful tricksters. They knocked sacred scrolls from tables just to watch them fall, curled upon thrones meant for rulers, and vanished into shadows only to reappear when it suited them. The gods, rather than growing angry, were delighted.

“Ah,” Zeus chuckled, stroking a purring cat sprawled across his lap. “At last, eternity is not so dull.”

And so, cats became sacred companions of the divine bakers of biscuits, guardians of mischief, and keepers of celestial amusement.