Bio

Who Am I?

They call me the Hip-HopapotamusMy Lyrics are Bottomless.Flows that glow like phosphorousPoppin' off the top of this esophagusRockin' this metropolisI'm not a large water-dwelling mammalWhere did you get that preposterous hypothesis?Did Berseth tell you that, perchance?Mmmph, Mike...

More About Me

I was born and raised in North Minneapolis, I later moved to Brooklyn Center where I graduated from Park Center High School.


I'm back to living in North Minneapolis now where I live with my partner and our 6-year-old.

A Little Background

I went to college at the University of Minnesota Duluth where I ended up majoring in physics. While there, I ran the Planetarium and discovered my true calling.

Let's Keep Learning

I've taught at 4 different schools, I'm now in my 10th year at South. I'm the Varsity Men's Soccer Coach and Prom Czar.

You've Come This Far

I've got a M.S. in Coaching from Ohio University. I'm the Director of Coaching for Southeast Soccer Club and an assistant coach for Minneapolis City SC.