Script Overviews

Synopsis:

An unapologetically exuberant person full of jokes gets paired with an unlikely partner: A bully who thinks he owns the place. No matter what the bully does, he always loses to the unmatched positive energy. Eventually, the bully gets a taste of his own medicine and reflects on the type of person they are.

Characters:

Timmy Snickerdoodle(451 words): A cornball who doesn’t get offended by anything said to him. Super blunt, optimistic, and not afraid of anyone.

Chad Knucklestein(445 words): The bully who doesn’t like anyone. Hates people with a passion and goes out of his way to appear like the top dog. Tries his best to get with Stephanie.

Mary Potts(0 words): Super shy, best friend of Stephanie. Has Stephanie speak for her. 

Stephanie Everhart(126 words): Chad’s love interest. Super sweet but kind of oblivious to who Chad really is.

Mrs. Foster(277 words): English teacher who is very kind and lively. Not very fond of any hate in her classroom.

Instigator(65 words): They react to every little jab between characters but don’t contribute to any conversation.

Synopsis:

It's the grand finale of the hit Reality show of the Summer, Behind Closed Doors. The final four contestants will sit down with the show's host and unravel the dramatized and downright bizarre things that happened behind the scenes

Characters:

Colin: The Host. Bold, loud, and annoying (Male Presenting Character)

Charlie: The Normal Contestant. Calm, just joined the show for the money. Tired of everyone around them. (Gender Neutral Character Can be played by any gender)

Wren: The Angsty Contestant. Confrontational, annoyed easily. (Gender Neutral character Can be played by any gender)

Ryan: The Frat Contestant. Clueless half the time, Loud and Energetic (Male Presenting Character)

Piper: The Ditzy Contestant. Clueless all the time, spaced out, tries to be nice to everyone (Female Presenting Character)

Synopsis:

A small town has completely outlawed alcohol, except for one night a year when their pub opens for all.

Characters:

Jamie: A bar-hopping city kid intrigued by the small town’s strange ways.

Scout: A wide-eyed young woman who has felt constrained by her town’s strict rules

Guy: Scout’s protective older brother who respects the laws of his town

Jude: A popular singer who only performs at the pub.

Smiley: Wiley’s incompetent partner in crime who doubles as a Jude superfan (and stalker)

Wiley: A no-nonsense bandit who is sick and tired of being broke

Synopsis:

When two wannabe outlaws struggle to prove themselves as dangerous gunslingers, a series of antics, absurd arguments, and fourth walls breaks ensue.

Characters:

Clive: A brash and temperamental outlaw desperate to be taken seriously. He tries to project toughness and authority, but his short fuse and frustration with Cletus constantly undermines his image.

Cletus: An eccentric and odd outlaw who loves breaking the fourth wall and making strange, anachronistic remarks. Though he seems foolish, his loyalty reveals a sincere heart beneath all the tomfoolery.

Bartender: The grounded voice of reason in the saloon. Observant and no-nonsense, they cut through the outlaws’ bluster with tokens of wisdom.

Patrons (2 total): Nosy, excitable townsfolk who gossip, speculate, and react to the chaos unfolding in the local saloon. They serve as a comic chorus, fueling misunderstanding and adding to the absurdity of Cletus and Clive’s reputation. 

Synopsis:

Class of ’05 Reunion: Mall Edition: It’s been 20 years since your local mall was at its peak. The stores in this local mall decided it would be fun to host a high school reunion, for old times’ sake, and to remember the stores they’d lost. Everybody’s favorite emo store, Hot Topic, decides to come to the reunion on a whim and, well, chaos ensues. 

Characters:

Hot Topic: As emo as you can get while conforming to corporate standards. ‘Elder emo’ type. (Gender non-conforming character, can be played by any gender)

Spencer’s: Never grew out of their punk phase, the ‘rowdy best friend’ type. Comes with a few uncomfortable jokes. (Male-leaning character, but could be played by any gender.)

Juicy Couture: Shady diva in her revival era. Acts how you’d expect someone who wears strictly Juicy Couture would act. (Female presenting character)

American Eagle: Acts like she’s brainwashed, almost like a robot. Fake and obsessed with appearances. (Female presenting character)

Gap: A little less stupid than American Eagle, less fake, but still obsessed with appearances. (Female presenting, but open to casting any gender in this role.)

Bath and Body Works: Acts a little more stupid but less brainwashed than American Eagle, easily panicked, and uses WAY too much hand sanitizer. (Female presenting character) 

Synopsis:

The rehearsal of an infomercial, but the actors are not sure whether the product is very effective or needed.

Characters:

*Quotations are for when the character is “out of character” for those lines

EVELYN/”EVELYN”*: Actor in the infomercial. She's more passive and quiet, but is still confused about what exactly she's acting for.

CHLOE/”CHLOE”*: Actor in the infomercial. She's quick to criticize the producer and call out the more unsavory content in the script.

OWEN/”OWEN”*: Actor in the infomercial. He's not a fan of the commercial in any way, shape, or form, but needs the job. 

MIA/”MIA”*: Actor in the infomercial. She's a yes-man and will do anything to be in the producer's good graces.

PRODUCER:  Producer/director of the infomercial. They are overconfident and cocky, and don't take criticism well.