"I am looking good today."

"My favorite food is meat...actually it's roast."

"I seriously had so much soap on my feet!"

When I am 101 years old...

“I will watch my grandkids play sports.”

“ I will sleep all day.”

“I will play cards all day.”

“I will praise God and be old.”

"Math is hard, but really fun!"

"I am talking so much, I'm so visity today!"

“I usually do this alone, but I guess I can do my best for you.”

“Google knows everything!”

“Except secret government stuff.”

"I think you can drive when you're 18, no wait...that's for voting!"

Teacher: Describe two attributes of a triangle.

Student: "Triangles can be upside down, big, small, and they look really good"

"I don't think I can concentrate on this right now, I just keep thinking about my game night at home."

"Amazon! I love Amazon.com! They have everything there. I wish I lived at Amazon!"

"It's my mom's birthday today and she is way older than my dad."

"I want to be a teacher, but by the time I grow up and start working here, you're going to be a grandma!"

"I am NOT going to get sick! I sang the ABC's twice while I was washing my hands!"

"I'm glad I'm not a pilgrim, that sounds like a lot of work!"

"I learned something new today. Don't sharpen your pencil on both ends, you might poke your eyeball. But if it's a short pencil it is probably fine."

"I tattled on him because I knew it was right!"

"Hey look, there is frost growing on my fingers!"

"I am totally standing right next to a tarantula!"

"I was eating an apple and thought I saw ketchup, but it was blood. I lost my tooth!"

"I am so stuffed I don't think I am going to be able to eat dinner. I ate two pieces of pizza!"

"I cowed a milk yesterday!"

"I'm actually a big pickle fan!"

"It’s noisy out there. Oh my word!"