Oliver Shushingham

Oliver Shushingham is the school's one and only librarian. Mr. Shushingham has worked in the library for the past 25 years. Over the course of his tenure in the school he has come to adore books, reading, cleaning, and SHUSHING students (sometimes not in that order). He thinks that they should seldom be seen and never heard (the students, not the books). He is very excitable and loves to receive packages of new books. New, clean, untouched books. As soon as they come in, he locks them away so the students can't put their dirty, disgusting hands on them. According to him, the students rarely put things back where they belong.