Welcome!

Well hello there! And who are you? Wait- don't tell me... Ah ha! Atman #29573, nice to see you again! It looks like you did really well on that last round. You'll be ready for Moksha in no time! If you manage to keep up the good work for about three more lives you should be able to attempt another human life.

Oh dear, you look confused... Did they forget to restore your memories this time? Oh well, we don't have time for that. There's a big battle going on or something and we have a LOT of souls to process. Those darn Pandavas always keep us on our toes...

Now where was I... Right! I need to give you the abbreviated orientation. So you died, but don't freak out! Reincarnation is a thing! With each life you live, you try to follow your dharma, or the purpose of your soul in that specific reincarnation, as closely as you can. Your ability to follow your assigned dharma follows your Atman, or soul, into your next reincarnation. The more you mess up, the worst your next reincarnation will be. That's just karma, baby! A human life is at the top of the pyramid. That's what you're striving to get. Once you manage to live a human life without deviating from your dharma, you will no longer be stuck in the Samsara cycle and be allowed to ascend to Moksha to become one with the Brahman.

If you can't manage to stick to your dharma and accumulate bad karma, you come back here and try again! You won't have any knowledge of your previous lives or this place when you are born again, but they normally restore all the knowledge of your past lives and how the system works once you make it through intake processing... They must be really swamped right now for them to have skipped that step. Oh well! That's not my job!

Anyways, I guess it's time for you to choose your next reincarnation. Let me see what we have available for you... Ooh! These are some good ones! Unfortunately you're just shy of being qualified to take on a human life, but we do have some pretty high ranking animals! I'll let you look at the files and you can choose which one you want to start with. Just let me know when you're ready to go!