Advising is EVERYTHING

Enter This Deserted House

But please walk softly as you do. Frogs dwell here and crickets, too.

Ain't no ceiling, only blue. Jays dwell here and sunbeams, too.

Floors are flowers - take a few. Ferns grow here and daisies, too.

Swoosh, whoosh - too-whit, too-woo. Bats dwell here and hoot owls, too.

Ha-ha-ha, hee-hee, hoo-hoooo, Gnomes dwell here and goblins, too.

And my child, I thought you knew, I dwell here...and so do you. 

by Shel Silverstein - Where the Sidewalk Ends