Our goals are clearly beyond your understanding, but don't be intimidated by it, we can assist you with any problem you have (and I really mean "any"... except moving your fridge and cleaning the floor under it, agh, gross, yucky).

Don't let anything stop you from giving us your money!

That's complicated to answer, I mean, when is today? for me, it's today, but for you, today could mean something completely different, like. Anyway, we'll probably be drinking beer somwhere in Europe (I hope).