Running and participating
in DX pileups requires a particular mix of skills
and oodles of patience.
To help both DXpeditioners and DXers have more fun, here are some Hinson tips I originally developed to support the ZL7T DXpedition back in 2009. Make use of these tips to avoid appearing on the piles of fun/list of shame below.
Listen listen listen!
If you hear a pileup or see something juicy spotted on DXcluster, please don’t just leap straight in.
You cannot work the DX if you can’t even hear them, so first find the DX station's TX frequency. Take a moment to set up your transceiver and antenna properly while you listen to his rhythm and hopefully find out his preferred RX frequency.
Configure your rig correctly.
Use the appropriate filter settings, RF gain or attenuation and so forth to have the best possible chance of completing a QSO.
You might like to lock your receive VFO or pop it into a memory once it is set correctly, though you may need to make adjustments later if the DX shifts about to avoid the frequency kops.
Make good use of the propagation.
DX stations often operate with relatively low power and basic/temporary antennas, so be prepared to work at it. Find out from propagation prediction tools (such as Club Log) when you are most likely to catch the DX on different bands and plan your move.
Listen patiently to see if they are getting stronger. Turn your beam if appropriate and maybe check the long path. If you can’t hear them well, you probably won’t get through, especially if they have a pileup.
Spend a moment listening to the DX in order to pick up his pattern and style of operation. Is he working all comers or calling specific call areas/continents, working by numbers, or whatever? Is this a contest-style quick fire operation working snappy callers who only call once, or is the DX taking the time to chat to callers and work the slower ones?
Double-check the DX stn’s callsign. DXcluster spots from over-excited DXers often list broken (incorrect or incomplete) calls. Some are obviously broken but others look OK at first glance, until you notice an Oh instead of a zero, an L instead of a one, or a 5 instead of an S ... Do not call until you are certain who you are calling and make sure you log the DX correctly. You would not want all this hard work to go to waste, would you?!
It is considered vaguely rude to ask “What’s your call?” if the DX sends his callsign often, but if you have listened patiently in the pileup for a few minutes and are still not 100% sure, go ahead and ask him to confirm what you have.
Give your callsign in full but only once, then listen for a bit. On CW, use QSK if possible to hear instantly when the DX comes back. On phone, use recognised phonetics. Never give “last two” unless the DX is explicitly asking for it. If the path is open and the pileup is huge, giving your callsign more than once without listening just creates QRM and slows the DXer’s rate down. If the DX responds with part of your callsign missing or incorrect, give your callsign again, in full, once and listen carefully in case you are doubling with another DXer with a similar callsign to yours. If he still can’t get your callsign correctly, give it twice and listen.
Sometimes it helps to s l o w d o w n a little - savour the moment, you are working DX!
Choose the best times to call the DX. Be aware of propagation. Check the solar figures and propagation predictions (more advice further below). If conditions are poor and the path is not good right now, hold on until they improve and/or choose another band. Check any pre-announced preferred frequencies, or use previous spots as a clue. Meanwhile, keep notes for yourself and look for other DX to work - tune around because rare DX stations often come up to work DXpeditions and some look around the bands while they are on. Remember it’s always best to work and then spot DX than to see them spotted and join the pileups!
Operate split. Find the DX station’s listening frequency by listening to his instructions (e.g. “Up five to ten”) and tuning around the pileup to pick out those he is working (“5NN” or “five-niner” reports are a dead giveaway). Set your transmit VFO near but not on the exact same frequency as previous callers. Try to find a clear spot in the direction he is tuning. Even if the DX is working simplex, shift your TX a bit using split or XIT. Moving as little as 50 to 100Hz up or down will help the DX resolve your signal from the brainless melee of zero-beat callers.
DXing is an art, not a science. Repeatedly sending your call without any respect for the DX or other callers may get you blacklisted and is wasting everybody’s valuable time. Think about how your signal will sound at the far end, find yourself a good spot to call and call at precisely the correct moment.
Use the right tempo and pace. Match the DX for speed if you can, otherwise slow down. Sometimes slowing right down will give you the edge*.
If the pileup is massive, you stand a much better chance of getting through if you simply hunt for a clearer transmit frequency within the range the DX is patrolling, and call there patiently. If the DX says “up 5 to 10”, go for the 10 not the 5, or even better 7.5kHz up.
Respect the rights of other users of the band, some of whom are not in the pileup. Be careful not to transmit on top of another QSO. If you have a dual-RX rig, use the 2nd RX to monitor your TX frequency to make sure it remains clear, and if not move again.
Repeat after me the DXer’s mantra: listen listen listen!
Double check your rig’s frequency display and VFO settings while you transmit to make sure you are actually operating split. Accidentally or even worse deliberately transmitting on the DX stn’s frequency is a no-no, creates QRM, interrupts his rhythm and raises everyone’s blood pressure. Don’t be a frequency cop. Also, please try to contain your enthusiasm: do not shout and overdrive your rig as that will make your signal difficult or impossible to copy and will create QRM. Keep checking your ALC and compression meters and reset the mic gain where necessary! Listen carefully for other stations the DX is working and try to figure out his pattern, for instance is he working people mostly around one specific frequency, over a small range, or “randomly” across the entire pileup?
Wait for the right moment to transmit. Please do not tail-end other QSOs or call continuously, but wait for your cue which is usually when the DX says UP.
[Hot DX tip: it often helps to wait just a second or three longer if the DX is tuning around the pileup. Don’t be too hasty to call at exactly the same instant as everyone else!]
When you call, give your complete callsign just once, then listen for a moment and, if the DX has not come back to someone, call again in the same way.
Listen carefully to what the DX is sending. Always send your full callsign. If the DX sends X? and your call does not contain an X, then just stand by for a moment: they are almost certainly not talking to you. If the DX sends W3X? (especially if they repeat it), they are almost certainly not calling K5Xsomething, and certainly not something totally unrelated such as UA9ABC or I5ABC. If you carry on transmitting regardless, you will only prolong the agony for everyone, get a bad reputation and you may even be blacklisted (in order to shut you up, some DX ops may appear to work you without actually logging the QSO: don’t take the risk!).
Be nice, people. We all want to play.
Everyone should be listening far more than they transmit.
If you are confident the DX is working you but has made a small mistake with your callsign, do not give him a report but repeat just your callsign, then listen just in case he’s working someone else. Only give him a report when he has copied your callsign correctly. If he once again repeats his mistake, send “NO” followed by your callsign once or twice. [Sending someone a report confirms that he has your callsign correctly.]
If you are uncertain that you completed a QSO, call again straight away. If you can’t get through to confirm, check the online log if available. Avoid unnecessary duplicate QSOs on the same band and mode, unless you are really not sure that you made the QSO first time around (“insurance QSOs”).
Also, do not repeat your callsign if the DX has just sent it correctly, as this sounds like you are making a correction.
If the DX starts calling for QRPers, exotic DX or first timers, take a short break to allow them their chance. Go pour yourself a coffee or make a cup of tea. At the very least, turn off your amplifier and turn down the wick. By all means sign /QRP if your license allows this but only if you are running 5 watts or less! Play the game. The DX will return to the pile shortly so rest and be patient. If you like, spend your time checking propagation predictions to find out when would be your best chance to work them.
If the DX is calling for a specific area but you are not in or near that area, QRX. The DX will most probably return to the pile shortly but give them a chance to work some real DX. This is not a firm rule: if you are operating from a relatively rare QTH (i.e. in the top half of the most wanted lists), or if an unusual opening is in progress, it’s OK to call-in occasionally and briefly to let the DX know the path is open. However, moderation is the key. If the DX is clearly struggling to keep control of the pile, don’t make things even worse for them. Think first and call reluctantly, if at all, if they are not calling your area.
Send clearly - not too fast, not too slow - and work on your timing. Make it easy for the DX to copy and work you! You stand a much better chance of getting through if you synchronize with the DX, calling him only when he is listening for new callers.
Sometimes, consciously delaying your call a bit makes a big difference, as does offsetting your transmitter a few tens of Hz from most of the pile who are zero-beat on the frequency spotted on the cluster (plus or minus their uncalibrated VFOs!).
Do not call blindly or out of turn. Do not send a report unless the DX is calling you and has sent your callsign correctly. Do not become a pileup kop, shouting at people on the DX station’s transmit frequency.
Most of all, whatever else happens, stay cool. If you lose your temper and start disrupting the pileup or chastising other callers, you will only inflame things and slow down the rate for us all. If it all gets too much for you, take a break to cool off. Go make another cup of tea or walk the dog. The DX will most likely still be there when you come back, refreshed and ready to play.
Never lose your temper on-air. If you lose your temper and start disrupting the pileup or chastising other callers, you will only inflame things and slow down the rate for us all. If it all gets too much for you, take a break to cool off. Go make another cup of tea or walk the dog. The DX will most likely still be there when you come back, refreshed and ready to play.
There’s more sage advice for pileup kops below.
Take command of your pile. Be clear, fair and reasonable. Lots of DXers will be desperately calling so do your level best to work them as efficiently as possible. Adopt a consistent rhythm and sensible speed for the conditions. Ignore the lids - don’t rise to their bait. Pick out callers that synchronise with your rhythm [hint: they may not be the loudest but they are hearing you OK].
Practice and hone your pileup management skills, preferably off-air using the outstanding freeware program PileupRunner by Alex VE3NEA.
Learn how to drive your rig and PC before getting to an exotic QTH. Be sure you know how to:
Operate split (set and check it).
Lock your TX VFO (or use a memory).
Adjust your receive filters, notch filter and DSP.
Listen on your TX frequency for dQRMers and split-challenged callers (if you can, listen with the volume down in one ear only: don’t work anyone on your TX frequency by mistake or you will cause chaos!).
Log and correct QSOs.
Send standard messages using memories or macros (consistency helps).
Take maximum advantage of your QTH. If you are on a desert island, find a suitable location right on the beach if you can, as close as you dare get to the sea (simple vertical antennas work extremely well right at the water’s edge or even better on a short pole in the water - you simply can’t get a better ground plane). Next best would be a high cliff-top site with excellent take-off over the sea in the main directions of interest. Mountain tops, hill tops and even hotel roofs make good locations too. Don’t forget to order good propagation before you leave home ....
If the pileups get too unruly for you, consider calling and working, or excluding, specific areas/continents and only if absolutely necessary work by numbers. Don’t spend too long on any single area or number: cycle through the complete sequence at least once every 10 to 15 minutes. Keeping the pileup under control is an important job for you. If you are too slow, the mob will get impatient and tempers will fray. Play the game.
Send your own call frequently , ideally during every QSO but if not at least once a minute or so. If you hear anyone sending QRZ or CL?, that usually means you are not IDing often enough, and it encourages the frequency kops. Don’t rush it: send your call slowly and carefully every so often. If it is garbled and gets listed wrongly on DXcluster, some of those calling you will log it wrong.
Take extra care logging when you are either tired or working flat-out. Simple typos (such as entering an oh instead of a zero) are hard to spot by eye (although slashed-zero fonts such as Monaco help in that case). On CW and data modes if not SSB, have your computer send the logged call as part of the exchange, as a sanity check. And if the pileup gets too monstrous or the DQRMers and kops too disruptive, just shift to a new frequency and for a while at least enjoy working genuine DXers who are not totally hooked on their DXcluster dripfeed ...
Repeat at least the corrected part, if not the entire call, of anyone whose call you did not send correctly the first time.
Failing to do this leaves the DXer uncertain whether the QSO was completed and leads to additional but unnecessary “insurance” QSOs. Get this right and the callers will love you. Get it wrong and they will challenge your parenthood, create dQRM on the frequency and be somewhat uncomplimentary about you on DXcluster and DX reflectors.
Use all available tools to focus on one caller at a time: notice their tone, rhythm, accent, strength etc. as well as their callsign. Concentrate. Use the filters and DSP if they help. Turn the beam if you can.
Keep your sending speed in check, no matter how big the buzz you are getting, as accuracy comes first. Use “Farnsworth” extended inter-character gaps on CW for the slower callers, especially if they are evidently having trouble copying you.
Be aware of, and take advantage of, propagation making the best of short greyline openings, long paths, sporadic E, tropo etc. Listen hard for weak DX callers . If you hear or work some DX in a run of routine QSOs, put the pileup on hold for a moment and call specifically for more of the same DX to take advantage of the opportunity which may be just a brief opening.
Remember: you are in charge. Avoid turning the pileup into a bun-fight by doing what you say: if you say “Standby Europe” (or “NO EU” on CW and data), studiously ignore any and all Europeans who call until you say “Europe go ahead” (or “EU NW” or “CQ EU”).
Operate split - always! Tell your callers what to do: use “split” or “UP” often. Give them a clue about when and when not to call (e.g. be consistent in your use of “thanks” or “TU”). Help them discover where to call, either by saying something specific like “listening up five” or “listening two-fifty for North America” on SSB or “UP1” on CW, or being a bit more vague if you need to spread the pile out (“UP” or “DN” work fine).
Be considerate to other users of the band and be extra careful if it is crowded, for example in a busy contest or if other DXpeditions are active at the same time. Don’t step on someone else’s toes by dumping your pileup on top of them - in other words, listen to your chosen RX frequency range before announcing it. Restrict your pileup’s bandspread by working within a sensible range of frequencies (e.g. spread no more than twenty kHz on SSB, no more than ten kHz on CW).
Focus on callers who are precisely synchronised with you, as they are evidently hearing you OK. If their timing is way off, move swiftly along: you’re wasting time.
Use narrow filters to single out specific callers. Patrol systematically through the receive range when things are quiet but be prepared to move swiftly through the range when the heat is on. Pointedly ignore the alligators, callers who interrupt QSOs or call blindly as they are certainly rude and are probably not hearing you well enough to make a QSO efficiently anyway. If you decide to warn them, avoid giving their full callsigns as that confirms you are hearing them and they will just continue.
If you can, monitor your own TX frequency on the 2nd RX and if you hear anyone calling you there, send “UP” more often [but do NOT work them!!].
NOTE: even if you have published ‘preferred frequencies’, don’t stick to them slavishly. DXers will find you wherever you are. DXpeditions that have unwisely chosen and stuck to low band frequencies permanently masked by QRM in some parts of the world have missed out on QSOs and annoyed DXers unnecessarily. Clever DXpeditioners nudge their TX frequencies a few 10s of HZ to dodge the idiot dQRMers, and aim for frequencies between the round 100Hz frequencies of DXcluster spots (e.g. they might transmit on say 28010.05 or .15 rather than exactly 28010.1).
Be careful not to link your VFOs if you are using the K3. If you don’t know how this happens, or how to unlink them, read the manual or ask someone who knows. It’s a common rookie mistake, specific to the K3.
More generally, using any unfamiliar rig, take a moment to figure out how to use the VFOs, split and XIT/RIT. Double-check the VFO displays and TX/RX indicators.
[Hint: if you hear an unruly mob of pileup cops on your chosen RX frequency telling your callers to QSY! QSY! UP! UP!, there may well be another DX station using that frequency ... so it’s probably worth shifting your pileup. If you hear the cops on your TX frequency, you either need to say “UP” more often, or QSY.]
Maintain a consistent rhythm to avoid encouraging other callers to call over the top of QSOs in progress. Ignore tail-enders and, if they are really rude, silently blacklist blind callers and dQRMers, at least for a while. If the QRM is so horrendous you can only pick out a partial call, send just the partial to encourage that station to try again, hoping that others will wait.
Listen at least as much as you transmit. Use your filters etc. to the best effect and make a special effort to pick out weak callers, whether DX or QRPers (ideally both!). If you hear a weak caller but can’t quite get his call, try again. Persist. He is probably DX, maybe QRP, and is trying hard to reach you. Take your time to make someone’s day.
Repeat whatever characters of a partial call you are reasonably certain about. Try to avoid sending question mark - to lids, “?” means “Go ahead”! Focus on the specific tone and rhythm of the caller, and persist doggedly until you get his complete call. If you make a genuine mistake and nobody returns to your first or second offer, say something like “No copy, QRZ” (or “NIL QRZ” on CW) and return to normal calling. If you are reasonably certain the caller had, say, “W3X” in his call, ignore any unrelated callers: working them ‘to get them out of the way’ inadvertently encourages the pile to ignore your instructions.
As a last resort, make up a fictitious full callsign to complete your partial, have a phantom QSO with it, and move along. Don’t log it though!
If you send someone a report but they do not respond, two things are likely: either they cannot hear you (possibly due to QRM on your TX frequency from pileup kops and lids) or you have made a mistake with their callsign. If the station you are working responds with their callsign but does not send you a report, listen extra carefully to the callsign in case you made a mistake. Persist with them until you get their correct callsign and their report to you (which is a clue that you now have their callsign OK).
If you hear someone you have just worked immediately or soon after calling you again, check your log carefully, repeat their call back to them and say something like “QSL” or “You’re in the log” to confirm and complete the QSO unambiguously for them. If you made a mistake in the log, correct it, apologise and patiently confirm their full call on air.
To cut down on insurance QSOs, update your online log as often as you can, at least daily if possible. Gaps in online logs, and real-time updates from places without reliable Internet connections, cause more grief than not using online logs at all!
Periodically, ask your pileup to QRX while you call specifically for DX callers, QRPers and anyone who hasn’t worked you before on any band/mode . Listen extra carefully for weak signals and ignore the alligators as best you can. Turn the beam - make the effort. If a QRPer, rare DX or first-timer gets through, you will be making someone’s day extra special and perhaps teaching those alligators a lesson in humility and operating technique (some hope!).
If you find you are being monopolized by callers from a given region, it is better to ask them to wait (e.g. “NO EU” or “JA QRX”) than to call another specific region, since there may be DX callers waiting for their chance.
If you hear and work some DX (such as long path Africans), ask the pile to wait while you call for more of the same (“EU QRX EU QRX AF AF AF ONLY LP”). Give the Africans a few minutes to round up their DX pals and call you. Some DX openings are very short and the DX that made it through your pile has probably been calling patiently for ages. Stick to your guns: if after saying AF ONLY you work anyone clearly not in AF, expect to be hounded by yet more rude and ignorant callers.
Ignore callers who only give partial calls - they are usually cheeky queue-jumpers. If you fall for their tricks, tell them very directly to wait their turn: the rest of the pile will silently thank you for being firm and fair.
Keep your cool! For example, if you get a partial callsign or suspect you might have made an error, persist doggedly until you are confident enough to complete and finally log the QSO. Always be as clear as possible in what you are sending e.g. send “<call> KN KN KN” or ”<call> ONLY!” to indicate that other callers apart from the person you are working should stand by, and stick to your guns . Make every effort to confirm full callsigns, or at the very least repeat the corrected suffix or prefix. If there is any doubt about someone’s callsign, immediately ask the caller to (re)confirm and wait for their response. Remember, you are in charge.
Keep to a reasonable, even-tempered speed - especially on CW. You may be comfortable working at 40+ WPM but few callers are as confident.
Remain polite and gentlemanly at all times. Thank the pileup for being patient with you and following your instructions. Acknowledge them for standing by while you complete a difficult QSO. Encourage good behaviour (e.g. callers from the correct area if you are working geographically) and ignore the bad (callers from the wrong area).
Lock your RX frequency on the DX and turn off all automatic tuning (e.g. AFC and NET in MMTTY). Manually select your TX frequency, lock it or pop it in the memory and for sure don’t touch that VFO if the DX calls you! Keep to a sensible range but look for a quiet spot away from the DX stn’s TX frequency (up to 1 kHz away on PSK, probably more on RTTY) and stay put for a while. If the DX seems to drift off frequency, use the RIT on your rig to keep them in tune rather than moving your VFO or adjusting the receive frequency in software. Don’t forget to listen on your chosen TX frequency and watch the waterfall to make sure it’s still clear.
Stick to the preferred band segments for each mode, especially if this is a condition of your licence. Avoid the beacon frequencies and, of course, listen first to find a clear spot.
Always split. Never operate simplex. Avoid listening too close to your own TX frequency. Turn off all automatic tuning and lock your TX frequency to avoid wandering across the band. Use suitable filters to pick out individual callers. Remember your responsibility to tune within a limited range to avoid spreading the pileup out too far. If stations are clearly not hearing you well, double check that your TX frequency remains clear and don’t forget to send “UP” or “QSX 14085-6” or similar.
Setup your digital mode software and macros appropriately . When calling DX in a pileup, give your own callsign two or three times and listen. It is not normally necessary to send the DX callsign.
Get your macros ready e.g. in MMVARI: “$transmit$ $mycall$ $mycall$ $receive$” and “$transmit$ $call$ TU $sentrst$ $mycall$ $receive$” (note: using $sentrst$ lets you send genuine reports from your log)
Make sure you can actually copy the DX properly and have his call correct (DXcluster is peppered with busted calls).
The worst thing for callers is not knowing who got called due to QRM. Repeat a caller’s callsign at least twice and give your own callsign frequently, especially if there are other DXpeditions active at the same time.
Get your macros ready e.g. in MMVARI: “$transmit$ CQ DE $mycall$ $mycall$ UP 1 $receive$” and “$transmit$ $call$ $sentrst$ $call$ $receive$” and “$transmit$ $call$ TU $mycall$ UP $log$ $receive$” (note: the leading and trailing spaces are important for readability)
Be consistent and get into the rhythm for more efficient QSOs and to reduce out-of-turn calling.
Use multi-frequency decoding software if possible e.g. $multirx$ in MMVARI. Monitor the pileup to identify who is working the DX and so where he is listening. Look for holes in the pileup in which to transmit. Stay well clear of the DX station’s frequency and respect the band limits.
Use multi-frequency decoding software if possible e.g. $multirx$ in MMVARI. Monitor the pileup to identify numerous callers simultaneously. Avoid working callers too close to your TX frequency or out of band, and try not to let your pileup spread too far (no more than a few kHz please).
Do not overdrive your transmitter. Apart from perhaps overheating and damaging it, your signal will probably become unreadable and create QRM for others. This is especially important if you are using AFSK with tones generated by a PC audio card. Use your rig’s transmit monitor function for a simple but crude quality check. If you have a separate receiver or a monitor scope, listen to/monitor your own data transmissions to check the levels. If not, find a local ham who is willing to help you conduct some tests, or use a web SDR. If you have trouble contacting reasonably strong stations normally, and especially if you receive reports indicating poor quality signals, check those settings again.
Look out for well modulated signals and make certain your own signal is clean. Do not overdrive your transmitter and be careful not to knock the microphone or PC audio level controls once set. It pays to keep a written note of the correct settings. You should really have figured those out before you left home but small adjustments may be needed in the field: ask a local to check the quality and width of your data signal when you first set up, and act on any adverse signal reports.
Here's an illustration of some of the techniques in use.
Along with several other ZL DXers, I had been calling K4M (a major-league DXpedition to Midway Island in 2009) on 40m/CW for some while one ZL evening but was getting nowhere in a huge pileup, so I consciously and deliberately changed tactics:
First, I stopped transmitting for a bit, taking a break to LISTEN in the pileup for the stations he was working, trying to figure out his listening pattern. He seemed to be working several stations at a time on or near one frequency, then tuning randomly up or down from that point: this meant it was worth me finding someone he was working and calling him on or near that frequency rather than, say, finding a quiet spot in the pileup on which to call him. With him on the main receiver in my left ear, I tuned through the pileup on the sub-receiver in my right ear, listening hard for the tell-tale “5NN” of someone actually working him and trying to pick up his rhythm. After a couple of failed attempts, I caught a JA sending him a report and set my TX frequency right there.
Next I turned down my CW sending speed to try to catch his attention - the idea being to be still sending my call while others in the pile have finished. This is the reason that stations signing /M, /P or /QRP so often get through: there’s nothing magic about the suffix, except that it takes longer to send. This trick also works well if the path is marginal or if the DX has bad QRN.
As soon as he finished with the JA, at exactly the right moment , I gave my call just once and listened. He came right back with a partial call (no QRZ, just part of my call) and I immediately re-sent my full call once more and listened again. At this point we were perfectly synchronised, with no need for procedural signals such as K or over, nor the dreaded question mark that invites all the lids to call too. This time he came straight back with my full, correct callsign and report, so I sent him 5NN TU, he sent TU K4M UP back real quick and that was that, another one in the bag, thank you very much.
After trying for ages, the QSO itself took just a few seconds but I had a broad grin on my face all evening.
If you appreciate this advice and want more of the same, I recommend these excellent guides:
The New DXer’s Handbook by Bryce K7UA
The BIG PICTURE of expedition operating and the direct relationship to Anti-Social Pileup Behavior by Rick “The Locust” K6VVA
DXpeditioning Basics by Wayne N7NG for ARRL/INDEXA
by John ON4UN and Mark ON4WW for the IARU
So you want to be a DXer? DXing tips from Jim AA0MZ
Remember, everyone, it's only a hobby!
Funnies heard in the pileup when the tension boils over ...
“Kilo [something], why do you have to screw up every DX pileup?
He’s listening up 5. That’s 5 up. Transmit 5 kilohertz HF.
Look at your fingers and count with me: one, two, three, four, five ...”
One of the more polite and amusing
admonishments transmitted over
4U1UN on 17m SSB in March 2022
"We can do it your way and just sit here,
or we can do it my way and make contacts.
Now ..."
Thanks Jim NU0C
“Whisky America Niner Foxtrot Whisky Tango” ... (several calls)
“I hear someone with a callsign ending in Tango - err, you’re the only one
out here I hear, let’s try to work you. Give me the call please - again.”
“Whisky America Niner Foxtrot Whisky Tango” ... (several more calls)
“OK all I need is the number: I have Whisky Foxtrot Whisky Tango. Give me a number.”
“Nine Nine Whisky America Niner Whisky America Niner Foxtrot Whisky Tango
Whisky Alpha Niner Foxtrot Whisky Tango”
“Is it Whisky Delta Two?”
“Negative Negative Whisky America Niner Nine Nine Eight Nine Eight Nine Nine Nine”
“I think sign language would work better than this! [LOL]
I’m not getting the call! I’m sorry mister!”
That’s AA0PO enjoying himself on 20m,
entertaining the waiting pile at W1AW/0
“He is working split!!”
“Huh?”
“He is listening up!!”
“Huh??”
“He is not listening on this frequency!!”
”Then why is he transmitting here?”
Heard by David G3WGN, M6O
Spoken loudly and deliberately, with a gentle Southern drawl, on the DX frequency:
“Dubya bee two [something], if ya listened more carefully you would
in-ev-it-a-bly re-a-lize that he’s op-er-a-tin split ”
Heard in the 12m pile for T30PY
From an overwhelmed KH6 in Field Day:
“OK guys, too many callers ... ”
... QRM QRM QRM ...
“OK, guys, just the GOOD operators ... ”
... QRM QRM QRM ...
“OK guys, just the GOOD operators, with BIG signals, call now! ”
Thanks for that gem Dan W5XZ
“The station with Italy in the callsign - call NOW! ”
“Charlie X-ray [something], what’s my number, my number again”
“Zulu X-ray five Japan you are five nine five nine. My name is Albert Albert over”
“No no, Charlie X-ray [something], what’s my number, my number,
numero numero por favor ”
“Zulu X-ray five Japan you are five nine five nine.
My name is Albert. I spell: alpha, lima, bravo ...”
“Thanks. QRZ Zulu X-ray five Japan”
During CQ WPX SSB contest 2019
From a struggling DX op:
... QRM QRM QRM ...
“Please call one at a time ... ”
... QRM ... [some were laughing too hard]
From a list-style DX op:
“QRZ number three, only number three please ... ”
... QRM QRM QRM ...
“Italy four alpha bravo charlie, you are not a three so I will not acknowledge you. ”
Doh
“Thanks: who am I calling?”
QRM QRM QRM
“It’s VK0KEV, Fred”
QRM QRM
“VK who?”
QRM
“It’s VK0KEV Fred and you’re 5-9 on Macquarie Island”
QRM QRM
“VK something, sorry I’m still missing your call. I don’t know who you are
but you obviously know me. Well anyway you are 5-9 and there are
loads of people calling you, over”
“VK0KEV VK0KEV”
[Cue bedlam]
Here’s another anecdote from the same exotic DX QTH.
OZ8AE on Macquarie Island heard a group of Swedes
on 10/SSB and gave them a call in Danish.
Their response was “Sorry, this is a local group” !
Thanks Stan SM7WT
“UP UP QSY UP!!! [diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle] QSY UP!! UP!!”
Transmitted in RTTY, at length ... right on top of TU2T
Gee thanks
“Why are you tuning up on this frequency, you lid?”
Transmitted on TU2T’s frequency ... by a loud-mouth VK2 who had just worked them ...
“Thanks for the QSO. I won’t hold it as there are lots of people calling you.
You’ve got a great signal! Enjoy yourself in the pileup. Oh by the way
my name is Angelo - alpha november golf ...”
Heard in many a SSB pileup, as if nobody realised it was a pileup. Sheesh.
“PSE STOP STOP THE COOPS”
Sent in CW over FT5JA by someone with a poultry phobia, I guess.
Play Guess My Prefix with IK2ECC
The first 10 of those clips were sent in the space of about 10 minutes in June 2017,
leading to him being spotted as S49/IK2ECC first by RBN skimmers and then by hopeful DXers,
some of whom were probably over-excited at working such a weird South African prefix and
weren’t patient enough to figure out or ask him to confirm his actual QTH and callsign.
Further contributions welcome, MP3 recordings especially.
If something makes you smile in the pileup, email me the details.
A carefully-timed brief humourous comment is marginally better than the usual
“UP UP UP UP YOU IDIOT! WRONG VFO LID! HE’S LISTENIN UP YOU ASS!
JEEZUS WHAT AN IDIOT! GO BACK TO CB! ...”
Here’s a plea to all you pileup kops and spleet poleece Out There.
You are not the only ones listening to someone making a fool of himself on the DX station’s TX frequency. Many of us in the pileup can probably hear him too. Almost all of us choose to ignore the fool, remember that we got it wrong once ourselves, and hope he will soon spot the error of his VFOs (it may take him a moment to notice, so we are patient). We turn our antennas and use our filters and notches to good effect, and mostly carry on calling the DX when the DX invites further calls (and not before!) .
If the fool persists, some may decide to Do Something Positive About It, such as sending him a private TALK message (NOT an ANNOUNCE/ALL or a pseudo-spot!) on the DXcluster network to point out the error of his ways, politely of course.
Those of you who foolishly decide to become pileup kops and start transmitting “UP UP UP! QSY!” on the DX station’s TX frequency have just become part of the problem, not the solution . Sending “HE’S LISTENING UP YOU IDIOT” or “SPLEEEEEET! SPLEEEEEET!” and further QRM breaks the terms of your amateur license, for a start, indicates that YOU are the idiot and no doubt proves the diminutive proportions of your delicate reproductive anatomy.
If the QRMer is a local with a strong signal who doesn’t heed the kops, he probably doesn’t realize everyone is shouting at him: if you really must, turn off your amp and un-split to send him one brief message between the DX overs e.g. “Charlie Tango split”. If he carries on regardless, go back to the pileup. DO NOT CARRY ON CHASTISING HIM ON-AIR as that just encourages other pileup kops and lids to start railing at you for transmitting on top of the DX, and pretty soon WW III breaks out. DON’T DO IT! Bite your knuckle. Shout at the Morse key. Send the fool an email if you like, telling him he’s busted. But whatever else you do, DO NOT TRANSMIT AGAIN ON THE DX STATION’S TX FREQUENCY. Resist the urge.
According to famed Roman philosopher Marcus Aurelius, deliberate interference is degrading and goes against nature:
“Begin each day by telling yourself: today I shall be meeting with interference, ingratitude, insolence, disloyalty, ill-will, and selfishness - all of them due to the offenders' ignorance of what is good or evil. But for my part I have long perceived the nature of good and its nobility, the nature of evil and its meanness, and also the nature of the culprit himself, who is my brother ... therefore none of those things can injure me, for nobody can implicate me in what is degrading. Neither can I be angry with my brother or fall foul of him; for he and I were born to work together, like a man's two hands, feet, or eyelids, or like the upper and lower rows of his teeth. To obstruct each other is against Nature's law - and what is irritation or aversion but a form of obstruction?”
To close this chapter, here’s something not the least bit funny - someone sending SOS over 8R1AE on 40m. They sent two SOS messages (I didn’t have the recorder running for the first one), neither time giving any ship’s name or location etc. I am 99% sure it was just another cretin or drunk deliberately QRMing the DX but it is remotely possible that this was a genuine desperate emergency call for help - a sobering thought.
If you ever hear an SOS message, jot down the details and call the emergency services urgently on the usual emergency number: let them figure out whether someone desperately needs assistance. You never know: it might save someone's soul.