California has been waiting for 500 years to host a party that was all the rage with everyone who was anyone until someone tried to crush it in the 1970s. After that, with the 'still a child' party 'host' scheduled to be killed in an accident until General Motors engineers helped validate the fact that larger trunk space in a Pontiac Catalina might just hold, it became a lot more unusual for contemporary entertainers and scientists to put forth potential exhibits.
Fortunately, after several decades and several more attempts on the 'host's' life, the party actually started and the Temploars, the people that are helping open an archive and fill it with Space and underwater exploration information alongside entertainment and excellent history, started to break out more and more exhibits that should allow everyone to have an excellent party!!
So, on tap for 2023 is a set of Preview Parties that will allow some of the 250 million planet Earth people that will likely die of old age or illness before the end of 2027 to enjoy exhibits that illuminate many things that are accurate and make the world better understood.
For a limited time then, we have an option that allows people to join the Temploars in their quest to explore outerspace and the rest of the planet Earth while they re-build the member-available digital archive for the very low price of $25 (one time). And should you take the challenge that contains a lot of benefits, regardless of your religion, becoming a Jupistar with an associate membership will include tickets to all public concerts, performances, and exhibits in 2027 for the main party. You will also be allowed to watch our TV program for 4 years and keep up-to-date on our efforts to validate exhibits. Was that Auschwitz secret Stradivarius recovered already or does it need to be found anew... for example.
Benefits to you for becoming a Jupistar this year:
Party exhibit access. The preview parties start soon in Cal Valley and other locations and run for 4 years until the main events begin. All exhibits that are open to the public without additional cost (most exhibits) will be open to you.
Lifetime access to an archive and history that is as real as we can provide you with, with most history up until 1190AD scrubbed clean of inserts from people that are in ancient cultures in Asia, Africa, and Europe.
A 4 year TV show that validates and shows all exhibits online, sharing the past and present in ways that adds value to your life
A project to help people have more money without having to change their shopping habits that much
A console for multiple screens that allows you to get real-time feeds of our projects so you can have your own Space or Underwater exploration headquarters in your own home (should be ready in 2024).
The ability to hands-on participate as we send 8000 space probes to the four corners of the exo part of outer space, or help us to build technology that will be licensed for use on earth by nations when it isn't being used in outer space to transform sterile exoplanets in habitable zones. Want to help with Ion engines? We'll have professors on research staff that help you get a basic certificate and then help look at the state of our fleet engines in outer space. Eventually you can get paid for your talent. You will have the same opportunity helping us recover history for country-level groups underseas.
Ability to start looking at the online version of 2023 preview exhibits and performances.
Allowed to participate in our food or literary challenges for fun, potential pay, and reputation!
Credit for assistance for work performed or volunteered. You might get paid, you might end up on television, you might be credited forever for doing something that assisted the party to be the best event that it could be!
That is one-time $25 at us and you then enjoy pretty much whatever you were missing in your life. Well, actually, there will still probably be things missing, but we listed some pretty good things that can make for a good time!
And remember: $25 today gets you both: Lifetime Jupistar Membership and access to most exhibits and performances that the 2027 party will put on in Sonora, San Diego, and Los Angeles!
Get Life Membership and Party Exhibit Access now for only $25 at Paypal!