The below cool meanings grabbed my attention when I was surfing through internet.

                                                                                     "Classic  Definitions & Cool Meanings"

1.  Education : The inculcation of the incomprehensible into the ignorant by the incompetent.   (- Josiah Stamp )

2.   Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through   "the minds of either".

3.  Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

4.  Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

5.  Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .

6.  Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

6.   Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

7.    Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

8.   Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

9.   Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

10. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

11.  Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

12.  Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

14.  Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

15.   Father : A banker provided by nature.

16.   Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

17.   Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.