I was an ‘A’ student in high school, so I’ll be one here.

I can handle five classes and a job my first semester.

Multitask: to watch TV, eat, IM, and study all at the same time.

I’ll understand the concept later.

It’s not really cheating if…

Five hours of sleep is all I need.

I’ve got a great memory! Who needs notes?

The test is on Wednesday? I’ll study Tuesday night.

The lecture’s online? Score!

I can do it on my own.