Howland's Movie Reviews

Poster Mystery Status: unsolved as of 5/23/2025. HP Senior Classes defeated by Mystery: 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025

I will uploading my reviews of movies to this site so that current and former students can read my reviews.

2025 Reviews

• Dead of Winter 7/10

• A Big Bold Beautiful Journey 7/10

• Him 5/10

• The Long Walk 8/10

• Spinal Tap 2: The End Continues 10/10

• Spiltsville 7/10

• The Conjuring: Last Rites 7/10

• Caught Stealing 9/10

• The Roses 5/10

• Trust 6/10

• Honey Don't 5/10

• Primitive War 2/10

• Witchboard 6/10

• Eden 6/10

• Americana 7/10

• Together 8/10

• Nobody 2 5/10

• Sketch 6/10

• Strange Harvest 7/10

• Weapons 10/10

• East of Wall 6/10

• Sorry, Baby  8/10

• The Naked Gun 9/10

• Eddington 4/10

• Ick 2/10

• Bambi: The Reckoning 1/10

• House on Eden  7/10

• The Fantastic Four: First Steps  8/10

• I Know What You Did Last Summer 2/10

• Abraham’s Boys: A Dracula Story 6/10

• Skillhouse 1/10

• Superman  7/10

• Jurassic World Rebirth  6/10

• M3GAN 2.0 5/10

• F1 The  Movie 10/10

• Elio 8/10

• 28 Years Later 6/10

• Materialists 6/10

• Dogma (2000) 25th Anniversary 10/10

• The Life of Chuck 3/10

• How to Train Your Dragon 9/10

• Karate Kid: Legends 6/10

• Dangerous Animals 9/10

• Ballerina 8/10

• Bring Her Back 10/10 (Extreme Gore warning, I felt like walking out of this film but the story kept me in)

• Friendship 9/10

• Lilo & Stitch 6/10

• Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning 7/10

• Hurry Up Tomorrow 1/10

• Clown in a Cornfield 5/10

• The Surfer 8/10

• Thunderbolts* 7/10

• Until Dawn 4/10

• The Legend of Ochi 7/10

• The Ballad of Wallis Island 7/10

• Sinners 9/10

• Marshmallow 6/10

• The Accountant 2 7/10

• Drop 7/10

• Warfare 10/10

• The Amateur 6/10

• _____ of a Summer 7/10

• The Luckiest Man in America 6/10

• A Minecraft Movie 7/10

• Screamboat 0/10

• The Woman in the Yard 6/10

• A Working Man 5/10

• Death of a Unicorn 6/10

• The Assessment 7/10

• Ash 6/10

• Locked 5/10

• Snow White 5/10

• In the Lost Lands 4/10

• Opus 7/10

• Novocaine 7/10

• Black Bag 7/10

• The Rule of Jenny Pen 8/10

• Mickey 17 5/10

• Flight Risk 5/10

• Last Breath 7/10

• I Heart Willie 2/10

• The Monkey 8/10

• Paddington in Peru 8/10

• Captain American: Brave New World 5/10

• Heart Eyes 7/10

• Love Hurts 6/10

• Companion 7/10

• September 5th 8/10

• Presence 9/10

• One of Them Days 7/10

• The Brutalist 8/10

• Wolfman 6/10

• Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare 1/10

• The Last Showgirl 8/10