What do the mummies, zombies, vampires, goblins, and witches all have in common?
The letter I.
What did the skeleton buy at the grocery store?
Spare ribs.
A zombie, a mummy, and a ghost bought a house. It has all of the usual rooms except for one. What room won’t you find?
A living room!
I don’t have lungs, but I need air. The more I eat, the more I grow. I dance, I live, I drink, I die. I’m always hungry, ready to eat. I rarely thirst; I can barely drink. Shoot me, stab me. I don’t mind. Suffocate or drown me; I’ll be no more.
Fire.
The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. And, the person who used it never saw it. What is it?