Other Skills 

Acquired Skills 

• Carrying boxes (sometimes many at one time) 

• Lifting boxes (separate skill set) 

• Losing keys

• Buffing out small fender benders (to virtual unnoticeability) 

• Spamming group chats 

• Accidentally replying all

• Mopping 

• Tambourine Playing (accompyanment and lead) 

• Navigating awkward situations

• Cornhole

• Doodling

• Befriending animals 

• Shuffling cards (including the Bridge) 

• Flossing (not the dance) 

• Moonwalking (the dance) 

• Arm wrestling 

• Baton Twirling

Long Term Skill Goals 

• Appreciating "free form"jazz

• Overcoming allergy to shellfish 

• Backwards alphabet recitation

• Juggling (for a sophisticated audience)