HELP Hogwarts

From Doraemon,

I can never have confidence in myself.

Dear Doraemon,

Perhaps you must be attacked by a dementor, one of the foulest of the Dark creatures to inhabit the wizarding world. Dementors literally fed on human happiness and thus generated feelings of depression and despair in any person in close proximity to them. Rarely, they wander about the muggles’ world.

I’d like to share an effective spell against dementors. The spell, “Expecto Patronum” is the best-known defense against a dementor in my world. As a pure, protective magical concentration of happiness and hope, it is the only spell effective against Dementors.

To cast the spell, you have to come up with the happiest memory in your life. Through the memory, you can look into your deep mind. Find out why you are alive, what the goal of your life is, and how you can remove the Dark attached to your soul. It’s a very difficult process, but you will see your Patronous Charm if you succeed in casting the spell.

Good Luck!

From Counselor Dumbledore

From I,

What kind of sports do you like?

Dear I,

It’s a stupid question. It’s like asking Michael Jordan, “Do you like basketball?” in muggles’ world.

My answer is, of course, QUIDDITCH! It’s a secret, but you have to know that many sports in your world came from Quidditch. If you want to win in basketball and soccer games, you have to put your ball into a rim or a goalpost. Imagine players riding broomsticks. Yes, they are similar. Once upon a time, some muggles could be invited to Quidditch games. Maybe they invented the games.

Likewise, baseball also came from Quidditch. In Quidditch games, beaters use short wooden clubs, and the scoring is unfair. When a chaser catches the Golden Snitch, the house scores big points, and the game ends. Players use wooden bats in baseball, and scoring points is unfair. Furthermore, sometimes a pitcher hits their ball to a batter. It looks like a Quidditch game, isn’t it?

I hope I invite you to Quidditch games someday when relevant laws are revised.

From Counselor Dumbledore