Student Work Example 1: Funny Horoscopes

You will meet cute cats. If you meet cats, everything will be fine with you. Your efforts come as a result. So, if you want a satisfying day, take a satisfying rest. You should wear a pink hairband. Your lucky number is 6. 

You will spend time achieving something useless today. You will find an important person in your life. You should take care of your friends. Your lucky number is 14. 

You will meet someone you thought was your ideal type. Also that person has feelings for you. But if you’re in a relationship, you need to be careful, because there’s a risk of a love triangle starting. Your lucky item is a picture and your lucky number is √31. 

You will spend a lot of money today. You shouldn’t wear red shoes because Mars is in Aquarius. Your lucky number is two. 

You will eat spicy food. You should not wear white color clothes because your clothes will get dirty. And then you will find a cute puppy. The puppy comes close to you and wags its tail. Stroke it and have a good day. Your lucky number is 3^3. 

 It’ll be a day that will make you hum along with the attention of the people around you. As long as you don’t act too out of the ordinary. You should wear a yellow necklace and your lucky number is 6.6666 not 6.6666666 that's very important. 

Fortunately, your wealth luck will rise, and you will buy expensive vehicles. You should be careful of impulse buying to avoid unnecessary large expenses. Today your lucky number is ≤10. 

You will find a person who wears all red. When you meet that person, you should bow to the person and shake hands. You should wear a black cap and white shoes. If you don’t, you will get hurt by the person you’re in love with. Your lucky number is 0. 

You will go to the zoo. Seeing the people will inspire you to dance like a lion at the zoo. This evening, you will find a cute animal tonight because there are many animals running around.  No lucky numbers for you today 헐!

You will go to a meeting with a lot of people. You’ll meet your fateful opponent at the meeting. You must wear white shoes or your opponent will win. Your lucky number is 100. 

You will go to the gym. Seeing the people exercising will inspire you to exercise like a monkey at the gym tonight. You will find a good exercise machine tonight because Mercury is in your star sign. 

You will find a beautiful stone on the street. Seeing the stone will bring good luck to you. You will get money today because of this stone. You should shake your wallet for 5 minutes because the moon is full. Your lucky number is only 3 and nothing else.