Mr. Pollert and Ms. Lockard are commonly referred to as the dynamic, dope duo (alliteration anyone?). They routinely kill it by telling jokes that go over student's heads and making allusions that date them. Mr. Pollert enjoys growing mustaches and nerding out on Tolkien and Star Wars. Ms. Lockard enjoys singing at inappropriate times and accidentally eating vitamins mixed in with her nuts. They are both fools.