All: All ye lubbers and lads,
ye and I a buccaneer be.
Finest time ye ever have had,
come along with me!
Man that sword, ye cowardly swab!
Off to sail the rollicking sea.
Not a ship we would not rob.
Pirates all are we!
Come and sail the sea
under skull and bones,
Or I guarantee
you’ll sink to Davy Jones! ARRR!!
Gangway, me hearty men!
Grab your cutlass, guzzle your nog!
Shipshape, ahoy and avast,
Sail ye scurvy dog!
Blow ye winds and anchors aweigh!
A salty crew of mateys are we.
Come along and sail today,
Pirates all are we!
Come and sail the sea
under skull and bones,
Or I guarantee
you’ll sink to Davy Jones!
All ye lubbers and lads,
ye and I a buccaneer be.
Finest time ye ever have had,
come along with me!
Man that sword, ye cowardly swab!
Off to sail the rollicking sea.
Not a ship we would not rob.
Pirates all are we!
Pirates all!
Pirates all!
Pirates all…are we!
Pirates all are we! ARRR!!
SONG #2 – STOWAWAY
All: What should we do with a stowaway?
What shall we do to make him pay today?
Solo 1: Toss him up and over board, feed him to the sharks,
Solo 2: Heave him down the gangplank, poke him ‘til he barks!
All: Stowaway! Stowaway!
What should we do to a stowaway?
What shall we do to make him pay today?
Solo 3: Pinch him till he cries out, listen to him whine,
Solo 4: Tie to the mast, or dunk him in the brine!
All: Stowaway! Stowaway!
Stowaway #1:
But wait, you noble sirs, thy good and handsome crew,
I want to be a pirate; I want to be like you!
Stowaway #2:
Oh, noble buccaneers, please let me come along.
I’ve waited all these years to sing a pirate song!
All: Stowaway! Stowaway!
What should we do to a stowaway?
What shall we do to make him pay today?
Solo 5: Maroon him on an isle or strap him to the keel,
Solo 6: Make him walk the plank, or hang him by his heels!
All: Stowaway! Stowaway!
Stowaway! Stowaway!
Gotcha!
All (except King):
She's is the finest of us all;
handsome, brave and very tall.
She can fill a concert hall.
Solo 1: And sounds great in a shower stall.
All: Sits up in the high crow’s nest,
never taking vocal rest.
Singing, he’s the very best!
Solo 2: Some might say he is possessed!
All: She’s the Queen of the High, Queen of the High,
Queen of the High, high “Cs”!
Queen: Ah…Ah…
All:Her voice is like a golden bird;
she sings most ev’ry single word.
Greatest voice you’ve ever heard!
Solo 3: I think it’s all a bit absurd!
All: Wears the finest “finery”,
some superb “designery”.
Sings major or in “minory”,
Solo 4: But smells like a “refinery”!
All: She’s the Queen of the High, Queen of the High,
Queen of the High, high “Cs”!
Queen: Ah…Ah…
All (except King):
She's is the finest of us all;
handsome, brave and very tall.
She can fill a concert hall.
Solo 5: And sounds great in a shower stall.
All: Sits up in the high crow’s nest,
never taking vocal rest.
Singing, he’s the very best!
Solo 6: Some might say he is possessed!
All: She’s the Queen of the High, Queen of the High,
Queen of the High, high “Cs”!
Queen: Ah…Ah…
All: She’s the Queen of the High, Queen of the High,
Queen of the High, high “Cs”!
All: She’s the Queen of the High, Queen of the High,
Queen of the High, high “Cs”!
Queen: Ah…Ah…
SONG #4 -YOU WANNA BE A PIRATE
Small Group:
Can you coil a line? Can you lift a ton?
Can you live with worms and have a lot of fun?
Can you fool a mate and never feel his pain?
Can you laugh at a hurricane?
All:
So you wanna be a pirate?
Yeah, you wanna be a pirate? Oo, oo oo!
Can you crawl down through a hatch?
Do you look good in a patch? Cause that’s a pirate!
So you wanna be a pirate?
A hooky, spooky, kooky pirate? Oo, oo oo!
Can you stay up in a tower?
Go a month without a shower?
That’s a pirate!
Can you swab a deck?
Can you swing a sword?
Can you give a speech with a single word.
Queen: ARRR!
All:
Hoist a sail? Can you dig a trench?
And can you stand the stench?
So you wanna be a pirate?
Yeah, you wanna be a pirate? Oo, oo oo!
Can you crawl down through a hatch?
Do you look good in a patch? Cause that’s a pirate!
So you wanna be a pirate?
A hooky, spooky, kooky pirate? Oo, oo oo!
Can you stay up in a tower?
Go a month without a shower?
That’s a pirate!
Can you do a dance on a quarter deck?
Can you sail in rocks and never wreck?
Can you pull on oar with the very best?
Can you find a buried treasure chest?
So you wanna be a pirate?
Yeah, you wanna be a pirate? Oo, oo oo!
Can you crawl down through a hatch?
Do you look good in a patch?
Cause that’s a pirate!
Do you wanna be a pirate?
A hooky, spooky, kooky pirate? Oo, oo oo!
Can you stay up in a tower?
Go a month without a shower?
That’s a pirate!
Queen: Can you swing a pirate-y cutlass?
Stowaways: Well…no.
Pirate Prince: Do you know the stem from the stern?
Stowaways: Uh…no.
Queen: Can you plunder with a patch on your eye?
Stowaways: Fraid not.
Pirate Prince: Can you grow a scraggily beard?
Stowaways: No!
Queen and Prince: Oh, well…neither can we!
All: But you wanna be a pirate?
Stowaways: (Yeah, I wanna be a pirate)
All: Sure, you wanna be a pirate?
Stowaways: (Yo, I wanna be a pirate) Oo, oo oo!
All: Can you crawl down through a hatch?
Do you look good in a patch?
Cause that’s a pirate!
All: So you wanna be a pirate?
Stowaways: (Yeah, I wanna be a pirate)
All: A hooky, spooky, kooky pirate?
Stowaways: (A hooky, spooky, kooky pirate) Oo, oo oo!
All: Can you stay up in a tower?
Stowaways: (Oh, yeah)
All: Go a month without a shower?
Stowaways: (Uh, huh!)
All: Can you sleep without a bed?
Stowaways: (You, bet!)
All: Or clean the deck instead?
Stowaways: (I’m there!)
All: Are you scared of Davy Jones?
Stowaways: (Not me!)
All: If you are, you’re not alone!
That’s a pirate!
Stowaways: (I’m a pirate!)
All: Avast! You scalawag! ARRRR!
SONG #5—LOST AT SEA
Stowaway #1:
Shining star up in the night, can you tell me why?
Stowaway #2:
I can’t see what you can see up there in the sky.
All:
Lost at sea. Lost at sea.
Tell me, where I’m meant to be.
Hear my plea. Set me free,
‘cause I’m lost, I’m lost at sea.
Stowaway #1:
I’m alone and I’m a afraid; rolling with the tide.
Stowaway #2:
Don’t you know, sure, as I grow what I feel inside?
All and Small Group (echo):
Lost at sea. (echo) Lost at sea. (echo)
Tell me, where I’m meant to be.
Hear my plea. (echo) Set me free, (echo)
‘cause I’m lost, I’m lost at sea.
Lost at sea. (echo) Lost at sea.(echo)
Tell me, where I’m meant to be.
Hear my plea. (echo) Set me free,(echo)
‘cause I’m lost, I’m lost at sea.
Stowaways:
What will become of me?
SONG #6–SINGING A PIRATE SONG
Queen:
A one! A two! A one! Two! Three! Four!
All:
Sing out ye hearties and show them no fear.
Sing out and bray like a bold buccaneer!
Our chantey is rough as the rollicking sea.
If ye be a pirate, repeat after me!
Yo, ho, ho! Yo, ho, ho!
Come on and sing along!
Yo, ho, ho! Yo, ho, ho!
Singin’ a pirate song!
Ye can’t be a pirate with no pirate song.
We vocalize daily as we sail along.
Shiver me timbers and sail from the shore.
Sing out and let the whole world hear you roar!
ARRR!
Yo, ho, ho! Yo, ho, ho!
Come on and sing along!
Yo, ho, ho! Yo, ho, ho!
Singin’ a pirate song!
Queen:
All right, ye crusty chorus…let me hear you now!!
La la la la la.
All: La la la la la.
Queen:
Mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee.
All:
Mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee.
All:
Do re mi fa so la ti…YO!
All: Yo, ho, ho! Yo, ho, ho!
Come on and sing along!
Yo, ho, ho! Yo, ho, ho!
Singin’ a pirate song!
Queen: Everybody!
All: Yo, ho, ho! Yo, ho, ho!
Come on and sing along!
Yo, ho, ho! Yo, ho, ho!
Group 1: Singin’ a pirate
Group 2: Singin’ a pirate
Group 3: Singin’ a pirate…song!
All: Yo, ho!
SONG #7—REPRISE: PIRATES ALL ARE WE
All:
All ye lubbers and lads,
ye and I a buccaneer be.
Finest time ye ever have had,
come along with me!
Man that sword, ye cowardly swab!
Off to sail the rollicking sea.
Not a ship we would not rob.
Pirates all are we!
Come and sail the sea
under skull and bones,
Or I guarantee
you’ll sink to Davy Jones! ARRR!!
Gangway, me hearty men!
Grab your cutlass, guzzle your nog!
Shipshape, ahoy and avast,
sail ye scurvy dog!
All:
Blow ye winds and anchors aweigh!
A salty crew of mateys are we.
Come along and sail today,
pirates all are we!
Come and sail the sea
under skull and bones,
Or I guarantee
you’ll sink to Davy Jones!
(BOWS)
Pirates all! Pirates all!
Pirates all…are we!
Pirates all are we! ARRR!!
SAVE THE DATE:
December 16 @ 8 am
8am-Dress Rehearsal
9am-K-5 Performance
December 17 @ 8 am
8am-Parent/Public Performance
IMPORTANT 5TH GRADE DATES:
*Evaluation Dates Sept. 11-Sept.18
*Cast Letters Go Home-September 19
*Show Rehearsals Begin-September 22
REHEARSAL CALENDAR (UPDATED TO INCLUDE DECEMBER)
PAST INFORMATION
EVALUATION MATERIAL: SINGING
Students are not auditioning for a specific role. Please select any one of these to sing for your evaluation. Select a cut that you feel confident singing and will highlight your vocal strengths.
EVALUATION MATERIAL: SPEAKING
Students are not auditioning for a specific role. Please practice lines for EVERY character in these sides. Find where it says "START".
CHOICE SHEETS
WHO: ALL 5TH Grade students will fill out a choice sheet. We will use these sheets to guide our casting. Choices are not guaranteed.
HOW MANY: Choose 5 roles/groups of interest.
HOW: Rank them 1-5 with 1 being the highest and 5 being the lowest.
CONSIDER: Spreading choices around at different levels of responsibility.
BE OPEN: Be open to accepting any role in the show.
2nd Grade Musical
Performance Schedule
April 29th @ 8 am
8am-Dress Rehearsal
9am-K-5 Performance
April 30th @ 8 am
8am-Parent Performance
E-I-E-I-Oops
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he has some ducks, E-I-E-I-O
With a quack, quack here, and a quack quack there
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he has some sheep, E-I-E-I-O
With a baah, baah here, and a baah baah there
Here a baah, there a baah, everywhere a baah baah
With a quack, quack here, and a quack quack there
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he has some pigs, E-I-E-I-O
With a oink, oink here, and a oink oink there
Here a oink, there a oink, everywhere a oink oink
Baah, baah here, and a baah baah there
Here a baah, there a baah, everywhere a baah baah
Quack, quack here, and a quack quack there
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he has some mule, E-I-E-I-O
With a hee-haw here, and a hee-haw there
Here a hee, there a haw, everywhere a hee-haw
Oink, oink here, and a oink oink there
Here a oink, there a oink, everywhere a oink oink
Baah, baah here, and a baah baah there
Here a baah, there a baah, everywhere a baah baah
Quack, quack here, and a quack quack there
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack
Old MAcDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O
With a ……….. here, and a ………. there
Here a ….., there a ……, everywhere a ……………!!
Well, Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-…… Oops!!
HAM IT UP
All:
Ham it up, ya gotta ham it up,
If ya hope ta get by!
Ham it up, ya gotta ham it up,
Ta have a home in our sty!
Small Group:
We’re a couple o’ crazy pigs,
Funniest guys on the farm.
Just a couple o’lazy pigs,
But we’ve got natural charm!
All:
Ham it up, ya gotta ham it up,
If ya hope ta get by!
Ham it up, ya gotta ham it up,
Ta have a home in our sty!
Spoken:
Cue: Hey Curly!
Curly: Yeah, Cue?
Cue: Did you hear the one about the hog with no nose?
Curly: No! How’d he smell?
Cue: How’d he smell?….Terrible! (Laughing, snorting, etc.)
All:
Ham it up, ya gotta ham it up,
If ya hope ta get by!
Ham it up, ya gotta ham it up,
Ta have a home in our sty!
Spoken:
Wilbur: Hey Oinkers!
Oinkers: Yeah, Wilbur?
Wilbur: I lost my baby pig!
Oinkers: That’s awful! Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?
Wilbur: Don’t be silly…he can’t read! (Laughing, snorting, etc.)
All to End:
Ham it up, ya gotta ham it up,
If ya hope ta get by!
Ham it up, ya gotta ham it up,
Ta have a home in our sty!
We’re a family of silly sows,
people would say I’m a ham!
Acting worse than a herd of cows.
Come on y’all, let’s jam!
(Short dance break)
Ham it up, ya gotta ham it up,
If ya hope ta get by!
Ham it up, ya gotta ham it up,
Ta have a home in our, you can roam in our,
You’re at home in our..... sty!
Oink! Oink!
Lost Sheep
We’re little Lost sheep,
Wandering here and there.
Where’s Little Bo Peep?
Doesn’t she even care?
We’re lost in our own backyard,
We’re feelin’ so sad
We want a new girl to guard,
We really want it ba-a-a-d.
Lost sheep! Lost sheep!
Haven’t got a clue.
We’re lost sheep! Lost sheep!
What are we gonna do?
Oh, now what are we gonna do?
We’re little lost lambs,
Wool pulled over our eyes
I don’t know where I am!
Each day’s a new surprise!
We’re counting sheep every night,
It’s too much to add!
Just keeping us all in sight
Can make a shepherd sa-a-a-d!
Spoken:
Sheep One: Oh, Miss Bo Peep! We’re sorry if we offended you for any reason.
Sheep Two: We know we wander off aimlessly, wagging our tails behind us,
Sheep Three: But that doesn’t mean that we aren’t loyal to you.
Sheep Four: That’s right B.P. If you come back to us, we’ll never give any more of our wool to that boy who lives down the lane.
Sheep Five: It’s all yours, Ms Peep!
All Sheep: We’re all yours!
Lost Sheep! Lost Sheep!
Haven’t got a clue.
We’re lost sheep! Lost sheep
What are we gonna do?
Oh, now what are we gonna do? Oh.
(Solo) I’m a miserable ewe!
(All) Oh, now what are we gonna do?
CUTE CHICKS
Cute Chicks! Aren’t we just Adorable?
Cute Chicks! We’re fine art.
Cute Chicks! Like-able and lovable!
We’re cute! (Bawk, bawk)
And we’re smart!
Cute chicks! Pride of all the neighborhood!
Cute chicks! What a batch!
Cute chicks! Everybody understood!
What a great (bawk bawk)
Egg can hatch!
What came first, the egg or the chicken?
Who cares? Who gives a hoot?
Lookin’ at us your heart will quicken! That’s just cause we’re oh so cute!
Bawk , bawk, bawk…
(Rooster) Cock -a-doodle-doodle-doodle
Doodle-doodle-doo!
(Groups 1 & 2 at the same time)
#1: Bawk, bawk, bawk,…
#2: Cute chicks! Aren’t we just adorable?
Cute chicks! We’re fine art.
Cute Chicks! Like-able and love-able!
We’re cute! (Bawk, bawk)
And we’re smart!
We’re cute! (Bawk, bawk)
And we’re smart!
We’re cute! (Bawk, bawk)
And we’re smart!
Ladies and gentlemen, we’re cute!
The Whole Barnyard is Singin’!
Moo! Ba-a-h! Quack, Quack! Oink!
Moo! Ba-a-h! Quack, Quack! Oink!
Moo! Ba-a-h! Quack, Quack! Oink!
Moo! Ba-a-h! Quack, Quack! Oink!
Calvin Solo:
The Whole Barnyard is singin’!
It is a funny sound.
The cattle bells are ringin’
And the pigs are piggin’ around!
The rooster’s singin’ tenor
The mule chimes in on bass.
The chicks are pretty good altos
But the sheep are all over the place!
Yip-ee-i-ay! Yip-ee-ioo!
What do you say! Moo!
Yip-ee-i-ay! Yip-ee-ioo!
What do you say! Moo!
The whole barnyard is dancin’
And kickin’ up a storm!
Yes everyone is prancin’
And we’re in our finest form!
(Dance Break)
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O
With a MOO MOO here, and a MOO MOO there
Here a MOO, there a MOO, everywhere a MOO MOO
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
Yip-ee-i-ay! (Yip-ee-i-ay)
Yip-ee-ioo! (Yip-ee-ioo!)
What do you say? (What do you say now?) MOO!
Yip-ee-i-ay! (Yip-ee-i-ay)
Yip-ee-ioo! (Yip-ee-ioo!)
What do you say? (What do you say now?) MOO!
Yes. Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I….Yahoo!