Mr. Clark is a human. He is often seen doing things such as breathing and blinking. Contrary to popular belief, he is not immortal. Though some scholars maintain that he knows "most of what is knowable in the known universe" (US Weekly), he is not a God, nor are his abilities in any way supernatural. And if you're thinking that Mr. Clark is an android, guess again!
Mr. Clark's first name is Mister.
Mr. Clark is 7 feet, 3 inches tall (ESPN: The Magazine).
Mr. Clark has a second career as a professional male model, which is one of the many reasons that his annual income is in the millions of dollars (Forbes). He has modeled for GQ, Hanes, Men's Fitness, and Teacher's Weekly.
Mr. Clark has played in the NBA for the Dallas Mavericks, where he was voted two-times as an All Star. Yes - of course he can dunk. Plagued by injury and "cut down in his prime" (ESPN: The Magazine), he was forced to retire in 2011.
Mr. Clark is a famous hip-hop artist known commonly by the moniker "Big C-easy" (pronounced 'big see*zy'). Three of his albums have gone platinum, and two have been nominated for Grammys (Rolling Stone Magazine). In 2016, Mr. Clark went on record to announce that his "days of rhyme have expired their time", which critics have interpreted to mean that he has retired from the rap game.
Recently, Mr. Clark and Mr. Agamaite submitted DNA samples to 23ancestorsandme.com. The results determined that the two are, in fact, 3rd cousins seven times removed.
Mr. Clark is routinely rated by Teacher's Weekly as the most smartest, amazing, handsome teacher in the world. A recent study found his chiseled jawline to be "that of the ideal male shape" (Christian Science Monitor). You don't argue with science. Mr. Clark is also likely the most humble person you'll ever meet - he's probably twice as humble as you are.
Mr. Clark's favorite topic to teach about is "fake news" and the spread of misinformation. (Oh, and also irony.)