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How Twitter Will Make Money
Since Elon Musk’s $44 billion deal for Twitter, money is going down the drain as advertisers continue to pull out their revenue. Fortunately, Musk will realize that this has been his best investment yet. Combining his unmatched intellect with his money-making abilities, Twitter without a doubt will pull profits soon. Here are some proposed methods for Elon Musk to become even wealthier.
Blue check verification
Drops other companies stocks and makes cash on the side!
Selling his remaining employees life insurance
Who needs life insurance anyways. They’re going to be slaves for eternity anyways.
Stealing his fired CEOs golden parachutes
Top twitter executives got an estimated 120 million in severance pay. Seems like too much
Reducing the site's brightness!
What doesn't kill you makes your prescription stronger!
Pay to type
Removes the poor from the site anyways
Invent “twitter coin”
Since his smash hit with doge coin what will he propel to the moon next?
Or he could just get a part time job
Work for your food
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