Things about snow

(but in ye olde English)

Now thou may be pondering, "what is that frigid white substance that falls once annually?" well that is snow, and 'tis quite freezing.  Now the are other things to wot about that "snow. " for example, 'tis quaint normally  yet  resembles asphalt when compressed.  'tis edible and is just preposterous frozen consumable liquid.  That is all for today, run along knave.