Mr. Knittle's Science class

  Welcome to my Science Class. This is my 33rd year teaching at Clark Intermediate. 

I am originally from Anaheim California.

I am a graduate of Fresno State University.

I am married.

I have one daughter who attended Clovis Elementary, Clark and Clovis High School. She graduated from The University of the Pacific in Stockton, moved to Madrid, Spain where she taught for a year and is now back at UOP pursuing her Masters degree in Music Education.

I have a Pitadore Bulltriever named Pixie. 

I am a Water Polo official. 

I like working on old cars and going to car shows.

I enjoy backpacking and camping.

I like to travel and spend time with my family.

I am a Virgo.

I live vicariously through myself.

I once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.

I never say something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.

I have been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.

I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

Even my enemies list me as their emergency contact number.

My shirts never wrinkle.

I am right-handed. And left-handed.

If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

I have amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and I never once alphabetized it.

You can see my charisma from space.

The police often question me, just because they find me interesting.

If a monument were built in my honor, Mt. Rushmore would close… due to poor attendance.

My blood smells like cologne.

On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after me.

I don’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.

My reputation is expanding faster than the universe.

My cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for me.

I own three sports cars and rent five.

I once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction, which was a lot of money at the time.

Respected archaeologists fight over my discarded apple cores.

They say I am....... the most interesting man in the world.