The important thing is to never stop questioning.
Albert Einstein
Welcome to my Science Class. This is my 34th year teaching at Clark Intermediate.
I am originally from Anaheim California.
I am a graduate of Fresno State University.
I am married.
I have one daughter who attended Clovis Elementary, Clark Intermediate and Clovis High School. She graduated from The University of the Pacific in Stockton and moved to Madrid, Spain where she taught for a year. She moved back to complete her Masters degree in Music Education and is now teaching Music for Elk Grove Unified School District.
I have a Pitadore Bulltriever named Pixie.
I am a Water Polo official.
I like working on old cars and going to car shows.
I enjoy backpacking and camping.
I like to travel and spend time with my family.
I am a Virgo.
I live vicariously through myself.
I once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
I never say something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.
I have been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
Even my enemies list me as their emergency contact number.
My shirts never wrinkle.
I am right-handed. And left-handed.
If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
I have amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and I never once alphabetized it.
You can see my charisma from space.
The police often question me, just because they find me interesting.
If a monument were built in my honor, Mt. Rushmore would close… due to poor attendance.
My blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after me.
I don’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
My reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
My cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for me.
I own three sports cars and rent five.
I once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction, which was a lot of money at the time.
Respected archaeologists fight over my discarded apple cores.
They say I am....... the most interesting man in the world.