Below is a collection of red shirt xtra math guy creepypastas... enjoy
THE RED SHIRT GUY!!!!!
It was a sunny afternoon, detective Arctic was looking at his clues of THE RED SHIRT GUY. The red shirt guy has been reported convincing kids to use extra math. This was one of Arctic's biggest case’s.
Arctic sighed. ”What’s wrong Arctic?'' said Arctic’s sidekick Sunny. “These clues do not match up. We need more but where to get them?”
Arctic sighed again and sat down in front of the glistening lake. The sun was just about to set; they needed to get home before sundown .”Don’t worry Artic we will find more, it's just a matter of time.'' Sunny said. When they got home Arctic went to his clue board, looked at it, adjusted his collar and then went to bed.
The next morning he went to the kitchen still thinking about the red shirt guy. “Arctic do you want bacon and cheese kibble or sausage kibble?” Said Sunny, “Sausage please.” He said. ”Ok.” She said, when they sat down to eat, Sunny suggested that we look in all the red houses. Then Arctic thought that was a good idea, so after they ate they set off for town.
When they got to town they started looking around for a red building but something else caught their eyes. It was one of the best pizzerias in the world. They were starving (not really they just ate)because it was the best pizzeria in dog town. So they had to get the extreme kibble pizza with extra kibble, they just had to. After they got their order they sat down at one of the tables. When they sat down Arctic said that it was the best but Sunny could barely hear him because he had so much pizza kibble in his mouth. (BRUH)
When they were done eating they walked out and actually started looking for
THE RED SHIRT GUY DADADAAAA!
They walked down Tags Avenue when then got to the end they found their first red house. They walked up to the door and knocked twice. Someone opened the door. It was a short kid in purple leggings and a pink top. She said,” Hello my name is Abby, what may I do for you?”
Arctic said,'' Hello Abby, I am detective Arctic, we're here because THE RED SHIRT GUY is out lose and we are looking for him in the red houses have you seen him?” Abby said,” Oh him? No I have not, I am sorry.” Sunny was surprised when Abby stepped into the light and saw that she was a poodle, a breed she had not seen yet.
After she answered they thanked her for her time and moved on. When they walked to the next street called Kibble Street, in the middle there was a farmers market. They walked over to check it out. When they walked in they were astonished when they saw him! THE RED SHIRT GUY WORKING AT THE MARKET just as they suspected a red building.
They slowly sneaked up on him and tackled him to the ground he squirmed so much he got away but did not see them. Their eyes were wide with excitement when they found his hideout! When they figured out where he went they did not block it off because then he would not go to it.
The next day they crept back to the market and went around back and just as they were thinking, he was there talking to a kid! They slowly tiptoed to him then tied him up and dragged him away before the kid could see what was happening. Then they brought him back to their house. They tied him to a chair and turned lights on him. “WHY HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS TO LITTLE KIDS!?” asked Arctic angrily. “I just needed money!” cried THE RED SHIRT GUY. “Why do you torture kids to do it?” Arctic said sternly. “I was working at the market because I live in a tent on the road. The teachers liked the idea so they let me make the app. They started making kids do it. I swear that's all I know!” said THE RED SHIRT GUY.
“Why did you come here to dog town instead of your human towns with your enslaved dogs?” said Arctic, becoming more curious with every answer. “Because I wanted to see if animals could do it too. I just wanted a real home.” said THE RED SHIRT GUY.
Arctic actually felt sad for him. He said “You could’ve just gone to the dog school.” “There is a dog school!?” THE RED SHIRT GUY was so surprised. Then they untied him then gave him some money and sent him off. Then they went to the lake.
When they sat down Sunny said “WOW! We solved the case. I told you we could do it.” Arctic turned to Sunny and then smiled, she smiled back. Arctic wondered what case he would solve next but in time that question would be answered.
THE END. By Isabella Pannunzio This is book 1 of the series THE RED SHIRT GUY more will be in the making soon.