Scrumdiddlyumptious doubles down.

Our fearless food squad is back, and this time they’re taking on a chopped-cheese creation so overloaded with cheese, lard, cured meat, and saturated fat that it genuinely feels engineered to stop the heart of at least three grown men. Crafted by our resident culinary workhorse—who spent his entire weekend in the kitchen turning out sandwich after sandwich—this thing was built for flavor, chaos, and maybe a little regret.

Expect lightning-speed eating, bold accusations of greed, a full-tilt Bread Draft that spirals into personal philosophy, and a heated debate over whether Ranch deserves a place alongside ketchup and mustard in the Condiment Pantheon.

It’s messy. It’s unhinged. It’s Episode 2.

🎧 Tune in for a sandwich so intense it should come with a liability waiver. 

In our very first episode, the crew of Scrumdiddlyumptious sits down and immediately proves they have no business calling themselves “food critics.” One pie enters the room. Zero self-control leaves it. Someone discovers a shocking truth about sweet potatoes, someone else realizes their only pie experience might be fraudulent, and at least one person questions their life choices halfway through eating.

Let’s just say: the chaos starts early, the confidence is unwarranted, and the calorie count is nobody’s friend.

🎧 Tune in for the pie… stay for the reactions.