Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A: A Walkie-Talkie
Q: What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot?
A: I don't know, but if he asks for a cracker...give it to him!
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A child who carries a book with a bookmark in it is in two places at the same time. -Tony Abbott
Q: How do locomotives hear?
A: Through their engineers!
Q: What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A: Someday my prints will come!
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