The starter sward.

The weapon choice of the most average of persons. 

These types of weapons are commonly used by horse-riders.

Oh my god that thing is small...

The tool for farming. Also deadly according to the newspapers.

The dagger of warfare.

This was literally ripped out of a thorn bush a few minutes ago.

Mainly use for cutting rope and opening coconuts.

Made of steel, with long slightly curved blades with one sharp edge.

A type of pole weapon known for it's unique design and combat method.

Despite its length, some persons don't seem to take it as an advantage.

Don't you just love the sound of swards clashing? 

Shing shing shing shing-

A traditional sacrificial sward, often used for head decapitations.

A thick, leaf-shaped, single-edged blade sword.

It's just a banana.

That it.         *sigh*

...what

It may be a bit wobbly, but it can really slice n' dice almost anything.

There is no sword but the Zulfiqar, and there is no Hero but Ali.

The two blades curve at the end, giving the enemy even more of a reason to yell at top of their lungs.

Crafted by the gods,
favorite of many.

Straight from hell, this thing is a literal torure device.

It's just your ordinary pipe. Wait, how the heck did this get here?

An ordinary plumbing pipe. Used for making slapaphones

They are mainly used by elite guards with diabetes.

Wielding or displaying the cross can offer protection against evil spirits and negative influences. 

Why just fight when you can artfully obliterate your enemies?

Saftey first children!

...I think I missed a step.

The hole was originally meant to be used for spinning the sward around like a kunai. Didn't go as planned, fortunately...

Designed for cutting forward and is meant for chopping.

Was in a medieval legend, wielded by Charlemagne as his personal weapon.

Has the scorching heat of the sun, the sharpness of an alligator, and a spirit of the all-mighty Sun God.

The cries that howl from the mysterious blade are what most persons believe to be lost souls that descended into nothing.

From the deep bleu sea, this weapon was crafted to slaughter.

It has a childish look, but its way more deadly than most can even comprehend.

I have no idea how to say this, but it definitely hurts.

A shimmering sword with a blade crafted from a unicorn's horn, radiating an ethereal glow and imbued with magical properties.

Ephesians 6:17 tells us the Sword of the Spirit is the Word of God as recorded in the Bible. It is God's Holy Scriptures.

Floppa cat!

...bababoi

Anyone who wields this silly chicken will forever be embedded in hilariously broken humor.

Erm... 

what da sigma?

"H-Hey! Where the hell'd my axe go!? KRIS!!!"
-Susie, probably