CC by Auntie B.

CC by Auntie B

is our Custom Card line.

Handmade and sometimes off color.

By bmore.media's Auntie B

A Little About Auntie B

In another life, Burnachevette Edenmore Peters was born during a darker time in the United States. A time where people were torn from each other and thrown in the pits of despair by a raging dictator, and where many people died and were quite depressed. Burnachevette (Auntie B to us.) found a way to cope through all the grim, despair, and many fits of outburst from her PTSD by creating greeting cards from old news papers, and the cardboard from cereal boxes. She glued them together with a mixture of pork fat renderings, cornstarch, and saliva from her own mouth. She dreamed of one day working for Mr. Hallmark, She once applied, but was told "She didn't fit their brand" and no one "needs a card that truly reflects the distain one feels for another". Eventually with the cease and desist orders, the lawsuits, and mob-like threats from the "Big Greeting Card giant".She has decided to take the job with us today.You'll find her in the back room of bmore.media's design lab, working her arthritic fingers to the bone creating one of a kind Custom Cards in turn to pay back her restitution.

Nothing is off limits with Auntie B!

Anything you can imagine! This glorious and sometimesvulgar, "risk-AY" humored woman will create. Some examples she's been asked to create over the years are below:

"Happy Divorce, Tim!

I'll see you in court for the custody

agreement and alimony payments. Your

unloved, sexually deprived, and soon to be ex-wife,

- Nancy"

This is when Auntie B was asked to help serve divorce papers.In addition to matrimonially day cards she's been asked to create the odd occasional card such as Easter cards, Mother's day card, and National Bosses Day cards;

"Happy Boss's Day, Tim!

I will never have to have idol conversation

about your wife Nancy or mother-in-law

in the break room again!

I quit!"

She will do tradition greeting and holiday cards as you will find below, all One of a Kind and Specially created for you, she even has delivery via Lyft and Uber for your respected anonymity. Like in this truly unique situation:

"I am sorry Nancy,

I banged your husband. He left his wedding ring and button up shirt at my house. I didn't know any other way to return it, and I can't deal with confrontation when I'm sober. So, I had Auntie B's local delivery drop it off with this card.

Truly sorry,

-Anonymous Blonde Women

PS. I completely understand why you've stayed with him so long, again SO very sorry,

and my sincerest apologies that it may happen again."