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In preparation for next school year, Central High School published plans stating that a brand new Teacher-Tron 3000, the industry leading model of AI powered robot teacher developed by Evilcorp., will be...

On February 31, Central High School’s Tunnel Operations Manager, Hubert VonTinkle, announced that Central’s state-of-the-art underground tunnel system would undergo upcoming renovations, causing...

Last Friday, North Dakota lawmakers jointly celebrated the recent adoption of the 28th Amendment.

BISMARCK, FRIDAY—Two weeks ago, a widespread and seemingly supernatural occurrence affected all Bismarckians.