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Recent reports have found a watermelon man that has been terrorising children. This man has done nothing horrible, but eyewitnesses have said he was "spooky". We know very little about him. We do however have intel that he might be a mutation from the government that went wrong. This man may or may not be a threat to you and your children. It is said that only children and photographs can see his true image.
This is his driver license photo. And his car. People have reported seeing him driving. He remains not a major threat for now.
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