I do have 100% certainty that my brand of sponges are thee best in the world. They can pull grease and grime off of a counter top or other surface easily. I made them all with minuscule amounts of super serum so that they would have the cleaning strength of the hulk. And I mean who wouldn't want a hulk sponge. Other than that weirdo Pence. I think we can agree that I produce the best sponge.

We are all going to agree.. one day, that the Superior Performance Ultra Microfiber Miracle Sponge truly is superior. And we will also come to realize that it outperforms most other market competitors because of its microfiber base. It is what is commissioned to most high ranking government officials in case they need to clean and um, it is very good. *cough* *Trump 2020* *cough* I need to hydrate, excuse me. Now as I was saying this sponge is the very best sponge and when we here at the white house have a more substantial control on American market place it will be the only sponge. #notsponsored