Trump eats big mac

Donald Trump, the leader of the free world, commander and chief of America, President of the united states, and better than kim jong un. This is his full title that he recently chose. This man is in the news a lot for numerous things. One thing that hasn't been covered, in fact it has been covered up. This is that he loves big macs. He eats one on the average minute. He does this until he either decides to do his job, which he does for 20 minutes a day and describes as " very hard, and I don't get my minutely big mac. This is very bad because I need one every 45 minutes unless i'm sleeping or else I'll die. It is part of my culture to eat big macs." As you can see he trailed off about big macs at the end, or more accurately the entire quote. He did a very good job covering up the interview where he said this but we have recently uncovered it. We have theorized that since he is a " very stable genius and very very smart " this causes him to have an advanced super metabolism that forces him to eat so plentifully. Being the best person with this very strange ability he is able to do his job for 20 minutes a day without dying. He has to get his big macs in secret without anyone knowing. To do this he uses the taxpayers money and he says it's going toward schooling children but in reality every 10 cents of a dollar that is supposed to go to schools goes toward his never ending hunger for big macs. If you have ever ate an entire big mac you were probably full for at least an hour. Trump is full for less than 60 seconds. This makes Trump virtually unable to get fat. This is why he may always seem chubby but never fat. He chose the supplier of McDonald's because he tasted one of their burgers and he thought it was almost as good as him.