actor and director tommy wiseu comes up with the greatest plan for human peace ever made

Actor: Tommy Wiseau came up with the greatest plan in the world for world peace last friday. In a speech he delivered in London, he stated the following: ¨If everyone help each other, the world would be a better place¨. Everyone watching was shocked, it was such a great plan U.S President Donald Trump added it to the National Anthem, and the Pledge of Allegiance. After the meeting, Kim Jong Uhn apologized to the U.S and flew over to Texas to help build the wall, Russian President Vladimir Putin baked cookies for everyone in the U.S. We are at war with nobody and we fully cut the Military Budget because we all help each other. Tommy Wiseau is a global hero!

-Journalist Denny Dot Eh Ex Eh