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The new iPhone shows a new improvement to Apple's line of cell phones

We all know about Apple's cell phones, iPhones. The most recent to come out was the iPhone 29 as of 10/15/2018. "iPhone 29?!?!?!" you say. Let me explain. Apple has been selling small microchips of low value and has sold approximately 20 different types of them. They have called each a generation of iPhone and did not advertise them at all. The reason they did this was to get to iPhone 30, which will be the newest actually cell phone of Apples'.

Apple has been advertising this new technological breakthrough. The iPhone 30S is estimated to be over a foot tall and able to display 30 lines of apps for efficiency. It features 2 charging ports but no headphone jack. It also has 3 available types of texting and the default search engine is Yahoo. It will cost anywhere from $1.5k to $4k. It also has an atom collider.

This iPhone is expected to be the best of them all and will bring the human race into a new era. You can buy a version that is exactly the same but 100 times bigger for your TV and one 100 times smaller for your hedgehog. They are also making a computer that will be of the same proportions. They will write songs and poems about this phone.

-Bill Junior

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