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A new study has found that the American School system is very very good. This test was administered by the trump office and it measured intelligence of Americans against the intelligence of people that went to schools outside of America. The study was very informative and Donald Trump assured us, in his presidential livery, and up on stage, that the study was "Very, Very, Very accurate. More accurate than aaaany other study ever conducted." During this time of educational strife, incredibly high student loan debt, and hardly any job options to use most degrees from college for, we needed some reassurance that it would be worth it in the end.
This is the exact graph shown at his recent conference. It may seem like prior discord with other nations and and his martial position towards China and Mexico might have influenced his decis-err data gathering. But we know this not to be true because Trump stated that he did not lie. He seemed to have made a valiant effort to thwart any propagation of rumors of this data being unfair or miscalculated.
So let's talk facts. America is the single best school system in the entire world and the only other countries even relatively close to catching up in the educational race is North Korea and Russia. Trump gave a shout out to Putin for doing so well. Then he went on to insist for a while that the data was in no way augmented and it was gathered by his unbiased supporters. Then he ended the speech by bringing attention China wantonly sacrificing their education and nearly being as desolate of a good education as Mexico. Everyone clapped, the end.
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