Superman is santa
Its a bird, its a plane, ITS SUPERSANTA
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Recently, as you might have heard, birds have been hostile so when someone sees something flying in the sky, they assume it is a bird for safety reasons. Unbeknownst to most people, but beknownst to us Superman has returned to fight against us and help the birds. It is also Christmas time to the fat elf Santa also has returned. Coincidence? I think not. Here is an interview to help prove our point (interviewee's name changed for securlly reasons):
- Me: So, have you seen anything flying in the sky recently?
- Ew Wayling: Yes
- Me: What do you think they are?
- Ew Wayling: Birds, for safety reasons.
- Me: Do you believe in Santa?
- Ew Wayling: That's a tough one. I'd say yes.
- Me: Do you believe in Superman?
- Ew Wayling: Yes, I saw him in the movies. He's also known as Bruce Wayne.
- Me: What's your thought process when you see something in the sky?
- Ew Wayling: It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh, wait it's probably a bird! Take Cover!!!!!
- Me: OK
- Me: What do you think of the arrivals of Superman and Santa at the same time?
- Ew Wayling: I think that Santa and Superman are both Bruce Wayne and St. Nicholas is Santa's fake identity just like how Peter Parker is Superman's.
If you decipher his response you can clearly see that general population believes this is true. Jack Handy, author of Deeper Thoughts on SNL thinks this too. He's right. Both can fly and wear red. They also have long white beards. Next time you see a bird, see it for what it really is and watch it pick up a car and give you presents.
-Joe the Greatest
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