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Today we got a report from a random person who we will call Jimothy Tones for safety reasons (his real name is Timothy Jones). Jimothy was walking one day and he saw a car almost crash because its steering was done been broken. He thought that all cars might one day evolve to not be able to steer and this could might possibly maybe be catastrophic. The next day he saw an overweight person. He thinks that eating is bad for the human race now and came up with a cure. Food that is so heavy that it gives you less calories that you use to pick it up. The third day he was walking to his dentologist appointment and was thinking Better early than late he walking a bit more then decided to look at his quality Apple watch. Jimothy saw the time and picked up a faster pace and thought Better late than never. After 1.048^pi minutes he decided not to go to the appointment and thought Better never than . . . He didn't know what was next and fell into a coma. After a few days he woke up and told us of his problem.
Our best scientists started to try and un-cipher* this riddle. They first found this is a sort of rock-paper-scissors phenomenon with the form Better -1- than -2-. We made a diagram and figured out the third, more mysterious saying.
Rock Paper Scissors
Here is the diagram. From the top (early) going clockwise we get Better early than late and starting from late and going clockwise we get Better late than never. Starting from never and going clockwise we get our answer. It makes sense mathematically and makes sense in the real world. We hope you apply it to your life. We get Better never than early.
We hope this helps you Jimothy as it will probably help many others in the world. Thank you for reading Cunningham News today, your reliable source of true, relevant news.
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