The Woodinville Police Department has been getting multiple reports from residents about a scary cult in the woods. Nobody knows who they are but one things for sure: they are scary. One report claims that the witness saw them leading children into the woods. These children returned unharmed but were seen chanting "praise Yikk" outside a local deli. Another witness claimed there were multiple bodies hanging in the woods, accompained by multiple cult members.
A rare picture of the cult, taken by a brave photographer who infiltrated their cult. He was a Cunningham field officer who was one of our best and he mailed this picture to us but never came back to work.