A very mean terrorist named Bane blew up a football stadium last friday in Gotham City. He killed four Players and the Mayor. Then he continued to build a nuclear bomb in front of every single spectator, who were being held by armed gunmen with assault rifles pointed at every single head in the stadium. Then some big guy dressed as a bat swooped in and saved the day.
It is unclear who this terrorist is, some speculate he belongs to the Crusaders of Brick, but he is not plastic or yellow so it unlikely. It is also unclear who the man dressed as the Bat was. The man dressed as the bat sung the song Mine Oddity after saving the day in front of a dead player.
-Reporter Darvey Hent