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Hengine, a popular game engine and band has been insulted by a famous programmer. He was giving a speech about new features in HTML3, the best rendition of HTML. He said "The first version of HTML was designed to be extremely simple, both to author and to write browsers for. This has played a major role in the incredibly rapid growth of the World Wide Web. HTML 3.0 provides a clean superset of HTML 2.0 adding high value features such as tables, text flow around figures and math, while still remaining a simple document format. The pressures to adopt the complexities of traditional SGML applications has been resisted, for example the Department of Defense's CALS table model or the ISO 12083 math DTD. " And he also said famously "HTML 3.0 builds upon HTML 2.0 and provides full backwards compatibility. Tables have been one of the most requested features, with text flow around figures and math as runners up. Traditional SGML table models, e.g. the CALS table model, are really complex. The HTML 3.0 proposal for tables uses a lightweight style of markup suitable for rendering on a very wide range of output devices, including braille and speech synthesizers. " But the most famous quote from the speech was "HENGINE BAD"
He said it very loudly and everyone went really quiet. They were all shocked he had dared insult Hengine. He didn't add anything to this and he went quiet with the audience. You could hear a pin drop in that room. Then he said "JK LOL Lmao I totally got you guys don't you think." Then the band Hengine came out from behind him and started a surprise concert. Everyone was really happy with their music and they were jamming out for the next 3 hours. Later they sold their signature beanies and they sold out in a matter of minutes. Over all it was pretty funny and everyone left happy. Sorry for the click bait title but if not enough people read my articles I could get fired.
This is the epic beanie that sold out. It is a Bluetooth enabled beanie that allows you to think 35% HARDER. The side affects are just all the side affects of LSD because the hat literally just pumps you full of LSD. LSD is the official drug of Hengine and associates. I bought one of the hats and put it on my dog and my dog kind of became self aware and it took over all of humanity in another dimension because it realized how horribly humans treated dogs. Then because of a dream it had it finally saw that they were treating humans like the humans had treated the dogs. So then it struck a deal with the smartest human and went and lived in another dimension where they formed their own society where they were neither slaves nor slave owners it was really a beautiful thing at the end but I do feel bad for that entire earth of humans that were enslaved by dogs for a while.
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