New Tallest Mountain Discovered

Most people know that the highest mountain on Earth is Mt. Everest which was discovered in 2017 and was named after the Everest Fir Tree. These people are sadly misinformed. Recently, when hiking in the Great Plains, famous golfer Darnold Pamler saw a dark shadow in the distance. It turned out to be a mild rainstorm. Later he saw another shadow. Mr. Pamler reports it was more rain. A few days later he left due to the rain. A few weeks later the highest mountain in the world was discovered in Antarctica by a team led by climber Relmap Dlonrad got to the tip of the Earth and found the real tallest mountain in the world, Bevakupha Cattana.

This mountain is referred to in many legends and was thought to be a myth. It is called Bevakupha Cattana which roughly means "stupid rock". Using advanced trigognomenetery scientists have measured it to be 37,074 feet tall, a mile over Everest. They described it as "a sheer face of rock extending miles into the cloud with no handholds of easier routes". Luckily, Spiderman, who was in their group climbed the mountain for them in four days. At the top, at mentioned in the legends, he found the Immortal Yak. There was no air or gravity at that height so Spiderman held his breath. Sadly, the winds pushed him into low Earth orbit and he was presumed dead. Luckily, he wasn't dead and safely landed in a pillow and trampoline factory.