Man Eats Crouton

This Saturday, a man was spotted eating a crouton outside a local grocery store. No one knew exactly why he ate it until earlier today when one of our reporters snagged an interview with him outside the same grocery store.

Reporter: "What is your name sir?"

Crouton Eater: "Jimmy Jacobson"

Reporter: "Alright Mr. Jacobson, why did you eat that Crouton on saturday?"

Jimmy Jacobson: "I dunno? I had it and I was kinda hungry."

Reporter: "Why would you only eat one crouton?"

Jimmy Jacobson: "It was the only one I had. Jeez!"

Reporter: "Thank you, last question: Are you an amputee?"

Jimmy Jacobson: *Rips off Leg* "Yes."

Reporter: "Thank you for your time, sir."

Jimmy Jacobson: "Later, nerd."

As you can see, he ate it because he was hungry.

Reporter Fatzinger Bottomhead