A dangerous serum created by Dr. Kamek M. Agicopa has the ability to turn a normal human into a giant fire breathing dragon turtle hybrid. The serum was instantly declared illegal and the authorities and the people have the rights to fire upon any transformed human because there is no known cure. Scientists believe eating gluten is the way to cure the monsters but nobody dares to eat gluten anymore so there is no hope for humanity as we know it. A recent attack done by a monster happened in New York at 5:35 AM yesterday. A turtle man who called himself Bowser, barged into a bank with his superstrengh. He breathed fire on the bank goers and employees. Luckily, no one was killed because they all played Minecraft and were able to craft potions of fire resistances before the attack. Bowser escaped with 5,000,000 dollars in cash but was beat by some plumber who called himself Mario. Because the serum completely reforms the human body, they were unable to identify the criminal. Luckily, a man named Luigi Mario came across a file in the missing person reports that states a man named K. Oppa. King was last seen buying liquid from a man dressed in blue. The authorities continued to track down the dealer until they snapped a rare photo of a deal inside a warehouse. The dealer was Dr. Kamek M. Agicopa himself! After being caught by the authorities, he exclaimed "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!".