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The used to be country of Greenland will become a continent this year. This is because people finally realized that since Australia is a continent and Greenland is bigger, we should just make it a continent too. So the high elites of Venezuela held a council to vote on the matter. Since they are the ones who get to decide this kind of thing. These people include the founder of Cunningham news, the current CEO, a couple of very smart guys with glasses, and some other people who aren't as important. When they took a vote it ended up being a 86-14 win in favor of Greenland becoming a continent. This means that in approximately five days the whole entire world will know that Greenland is a continent. It will be announced in an oratory delivered by High elite of Venezuela, Thomas Jefferson reincarnate.
This is a map of the world displaying the true size of the world. We usually us the Mercator projection but this inaccurately represents the world. So instead we use the map on the right. In this map you can clearly see the size of Greenland. It is larger than South America. In fact it compares in size to the continent of Russia, but it is not quite as large. So the real question is how was it not already a continent. Well because the High Venezuelan elites didn't want it to be.
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