Grandmother arrested for assault at chuck. e cheese's

This Monday, a grandmother was watching her grandson play in the local Chuck. E Cheese's when she noticed another young boy grabbing a $20 dollar bill from her purse. Multiple witnesses say she grabbed the seven year old by the throat and slammed him into a arcade game multiple times, smashing the system and giving the kid a major concussion. She then proceeded to bite the kid on the ears, drawing blood and alerting nearby witnesses to call 911. The police arrived and arrested the 81 year old grandmother. She went to jail and after her 25 year sentence, she returned back to the Chuck. E Cheese's at the age of 106. There, she was told she was not welcome in the building or any other Chuck. E Cheese's establishments. She then proceeded to cry on the floor, flooding the entire resteraunt and arcade with snot and tears. Then, she was arrested again for vandilism and tresspassing. She died in prison half way through her 10 year sentence at the age of 112.

(we know this because we traveled forward in time. As of March 23, 2018, she remains in prison, serving her 25 year sentence.)