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Gladiator fighting may be returning to a town near you. We have recently found plans made the federal government to make a gladiator stadium in America. The design is one that we downloaded from the presidents computer in a file named gladiator.jpg
Trump clearly plans to bring gladiator fights back. In the same file that we found that image we also found a full rule book. It is almost word for word what the Romans did in their famous gladiator fights. Two people are trained for a large part of their life to fight in the Colosseum. Then these warriors will fight in the Colosseum until one breaks the others will. This will work like any other sport and despite the common misconception that the Roman fights ended in a death, in reality killing someone was and still will be strictly prohibited. The competitors will be most likely treated like celebrities.
This is Donald Trump here is giving his speech about how we should restart gladiatorial fights. People are predicting that he is doing this for much the same reason as the original gladiator fights. That is to keep the masses happy while their empire is slowly besieged by enemies. In Trumps case, as far as these speculations go, he wants to distract from wars. Only time will truly tell if this is the reason. And if it is a stroke of brilliance or an egregious mistake.
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