Fortnite 2?!?!

Darren Sugg, creator of the popular children's game Fortnite says that he was surprised as we all were when they told him there would be a Fortnite 2. He says, "This is probably a terrible idea and I'm going to retire bye". After this encounter we jumped and did backflips across the ceiling. The only sighting of him after this had happened is by random people who saw him wandering around cities in the United Arab Emirates wearing tattered rags and playing Pokemon Go. He is said to mutter a mantra Gotta catch em all gotta catch em all gotta catch em all. Now a local legend he is said to possess magical powers and is able to become half invisible and make his fingernails grow at superhuman speeds.

Alastair Aiken who is known more widely by his online alias Ali-A (which is possibly a reference to his birth name) has recently been told the news. All of it. So he now knows about the new meme format, the continent Kansas, the new triathlon, and Fortnite 2. He said that his favorite video game is Fortnite, his favorite colour is Fortnite, and his favorite food it Fortnite. Alastair says that nothing can ruin or change this except the possibly Fortnite 2. He decided to share with us some of his poems about Fortnite. Here they are. Haiku Royale: Win battle royale / Great Fortnite is my sad life / Too many subscribers yay. We told him that the last line had 6 syllables but he just said "no." and left us in his kitchen. I felt sad and rejected.